LIFE AFTER EARTH
parody of Meat Loaf's "Bat out of Hell"

Sirens are screaming and the birds are all flying
Way down in the forest tonight
There's a man by the river
With his ring on his hand
Gonna give it to his son, right.
There's stingers in the air
Escape ships in the sky
And the Drej are gonna blow us up.
Down on the planet
Where escape pods are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy
Cryin' to his father
His daddy doesn't cheer him up.
Says "Cale, you're the only thing in this whole world
Who's got my DNA.
Take my ring wherever you are and where ever you go
And there always will be some way.
But I gotta get out,
Break the Titan out now.
Before they blow this spot to dust.
So we gotta make the most of our moment together
When it's over, you know
You'll be Earth's only hope."

Livin' Life After Earth,
Its a drag on TAU 13.
Chopping ships up to bits
Livin' Life After Earth
Think I'll pick on Po, Po, Po.
Livin' Life After Earth
It's drag, unlike New Orleans.
Oh, when the Earth blows up
And humanity's screwed
And my hand's a friggin' road map--please, please, please...
Oh, like a Human before the gates of the station,
Think I'll go take the express-o line...

Korso comes along like a stubborn old mule
On a phantom gray Valkyrie ship.
Akima keeps the engine hot and space is so cold
Of korso Drej have to come, all right.
Music starts up and we blow this old hole
To go find the big thing that's lost.
And everything just rocks and everything just rolls
I wonder what the Titan costs?
But, baby, I'm damned if I don't find the ship,
and baby, I'm damned if I do.
Cause Korso and Preed got some tricks up their sleeve
And if they find the ship, they'll sell it for loot.
So if I'm going to be damned, you know I wanna be damned,
To bust in on Akima in the buff.
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned,
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned,
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned,
Busting in on her
Busting in on her
Busting in on her in the buff!
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