EPIC HAIKU
By Refinnej and Agaryulnaer

I take out the knife
Warm red blood flows down my wrist
Damn you, Simple Plan

My myspace friends say
Nothing matters anymore
Your concert sold out

I tell myself it's
Side to side, not up and down
When I'm done, I'll blog

Avenged Sevenfold
Wouldn't do that to their fans
I want a cookie