"Oh my gosh, it's almost Pi over 4 out, I'd better get my coat!"

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

This is my friend, (Point to the empty chair beside you) the square root of negative Fred.

"So a vertical asymptote doesn't always have to be... vertical?" -A student at my highschool

i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
-From bash.org

Mathematician: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, therefore, by induction, all odd numbers are prime.
Physicist: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is a bad data point, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
Engineer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is approximately prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
Computer Scientist: 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, ...

In place of infinity we usually put some really big number, like 15.
-Anonymous Computer Science professor
From http://www.chemistrycoach.com/fields_of_mathematics.htm

"Hey baby, if you were 2x I'd want to be x squared so I could find the area under your curve."
-Becky