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One day my friend Randi mentioned that she would like to make a list of people she hates, but that it would be longer than her list of people she likes. So, thanks to Randi I got the great idea of making a page dedicated to all my various hates.
Please note that this page is a joke. I am not threatening anyone in any way. Don't sue me or anything, I'm just an idiot kid, and stuff. (nods and hopes that will save her when the lawyers call)
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People I Hate
- George W. Bush
Seriously, I just hate him.
- Dick Cheney
I hate him too. Too evil.
- Britney Spears
Too slutty.
- Condolesfhjkldshfsjh Rice
Her name's too long and she is a traitor to women. Traitor.
- Renquist
He finally kicked the bucket. That's one down.
- James Joyce
He wrote "The Dead." Wait, he's dead too, I guess that makes two down.
- That Sunday Night Sex Show Lady
She just kinda scares me...
- Most of the American Electorate
Sigh. Need I explain?
- Bill Gates
Seriously, hasn't anyone else noticed that this guy has way too much money? He is definitely taking over the world. Power may not corrupt, but it attracts the corruptable. Deep, no? Got it from Dune.
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Things I Hate
- Mornings
Mornings should die. We should all sleep during the mornings, wake up in the afternoon (or evening) and live the bulk of our lives out at night.
- Walmart
Walmart is evil... grrr.... you just wait. When they take over, you will regret laughing at me.
- Physics Labs
Why would you subject anyone to that?
- Leather Seats in Cars
They smell funny.
- Socks
I just hate them!
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