Beep Beep - The Automatics
She used to spend all her time talking on the phone
Now that she's got her license she's never alone
Now she spends all her time drivin in my parent’s car
They drive for miles but they never get very far
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep    Get out of her way 
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep
My little sister got her license today     Beeb beeb 
Beep beep beep    Get out of her way
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep 
My little sister got her license today XX
They go out for pizza and cokes 
Stop at Christy's so the bad boys can buy some smokes
They go down to the drive in movies 
Cruise around the point in the cool ocean breeze
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep    Get out of her way 
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep
My little sister got her licensee today 
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep    Get out of her way
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep 
My little sister got her license today     Beeb beeb
Beep beep beep    Get out of her way 
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep
My little sister got her liscence today 
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep    Get out of her way
Beeb beeb     Beep beep beep 
My little sister got her liscence today X4
My little sister got her liscence today 

You're Dead - The Automatics
You're a useless piece of shit, you're dead! 
You piss me off, you fucking twit, you're dead!
It's all over, that's what I said, you're dead! 
I'll put a bullet in your head, you're dead!
You're dead! X7
You should have stayed away from me, you're dead!
But now you're gonna pay, you'll see, you're dead!
I'll slit your throat while you're in bed, you're dead!
Cause I have lost my fucking head you're dead! X10

Captain Cool - The Automatics
Captain cool     And his righteous patriots 
Now declare     An all out crime fighting blitz
We will protect     Each and every one of you 
No matter what     You say or what you do
We're captain cool XX     Captain cool X4
And his righteous patriots   Captain cool X4
And his righteous patriots     Punishment 
Is both swift and iron strong     To anyone
Who dares to commit a wrong     In fact it's best 
If you don't make a fuss
Because our secret laws     Are just known to us 
We're captain cool XX     Captain cool X4
And his righteous patriots      Captain cool X4
And his righteous patriots 
Captain cool      And his righteous patriots 
Now declare     An all out crime fighting blitz 
We will protect     Each and every one of you
No matter what     You say or what you do 
We're captain cool XX     Captain cool X4
And his righteous patriots     Captain cool X4
And his righteous patriots 

Jungle Hate Song - The Automatics
Of all the types of people that I hate 
And I assure you that there are quite a few
I must admit that my hate starts to abate 
When I compare     The hated ones to you
I hate you, I hate you, make no mistake I hate you
I hate you, I hate you, the one I hate is you 
It's good for you I'm not more big hearted
Cause as it is I can not fit anymore 
Of all the hate for you I could be feeling
Because brother I'm already pretty sore 
I hate you, I hate you, make no mistake I hate you
I hate you, I hate you, the one I hate is you 

Plaid Miniskirt - The Automatics
She's got a plaid miniskirt     Bondage belt and crass t-shirt 
She thinks that I'm real cool
She thinks that I'm old school     Her stockings are full of holes
She's got rings through her nose     She thinks that I'm real punk 
I'd like to get her drunk
You know I know she needs something else 
You know I know that I'm not the one
You know I think she's awfully sweet 
You know I'll help her if I can
Maybe hold her hand     Maybe point the way 
Maybe just say     I understand
She's only seventeen     She has a punk rock dream 
I don't think that I should     But you know I probably could 
She lives with mom and dad     Says they just don't understand 
I don't think I would dare     So I just sit and stare
You know I know she needs something else 
You know I know that I'm not the one
You know I think she's awfully sweet 
You know I'll help her if I can
Maybe hold her hand     Maybe point the way 
Maybe just say     I understand 

Remote Control - The Automatics
I got my remote control     I don't need no self control 
I don't need your super bowl     I don't need your pigeon hole 
I got my remote control     I don't need no self control
I don't need your bankroll     I don't need your black hole 
I got my remote control     I got my remote control 
I got my remote control     I don't need no self control 

Do The Android - The Automatics
They live with us unseen     Telling us what to do 
Showing us how to dance     There's only one thing to do 
Do the android X4     Just lock your arms and legs
Walk like frankenstein     Talk in beeps and squawks 
Form a single line     Do the android X4
They'll cut you up for parts     If you do not behave
They're turning boys and girls     Into their willing slaves 
Do the android X4

I Don't Love You - The Automatics
I don't love you XXX anymore     I don't love you XXX anymore
I always told you that you'd get it one of these days 
Because of all the things you do
I always told you that you'd better treat me right
You screwed up now you and me are through 
Cause I don't love you XXX anymore
I don't love you XXX anymore 
You always stood me up you always put me down
You always made me feel real bad
You've got me jerkin back and forth like that Devo song 
Now I realize that I've been had
But I don't love you XXX anymore     I don't love you XXX anymore
I don’t love you X5 anymore     I don’t love you X5 anymore XXX

Makin Out - The Automatics
Well, you got her back to your house 
Now you're sitting on the couch     You're watching the TV 
But you both wish that you could be makin out X4
All the kids at the punk rock shows 
Like to drink and they like to pogo
Body surfing on a punk rock sea 
But they all wish that they could be makin out X4
In the corners of smokey bars     Makin out 
In the back seats of your cars     Makin out
At the beach in the hot sun     Makin out is lotsa fun     Makin out 

When you're parking in your car 
And you don't know if she'll let you get very far
There's only one way to find out     You gotta begin by makin out     Makin out X10

Pure And Beautiful Love - The Automatics
I love you more than you could ever know 
But I wish you would go away leave me alone
You cut me down every time you get the chance
You tied me up and put ice cubes in my pants     Still I love you
I love you more than I love meister brau 
I even love you more than I love monkey chow
I love you so much I want to make you mine
I just don’t care that you look like frankenstein     Babe I love you 

Tag Along - The Automatics
Hey baby what do you know     I'm going down to the picture show
What do you think about tagging along 
It's a brand new movie by the viet cong
Hey baby what do you think     I'm going down to get a drink
What do you think about tagging along 
I know a place where they mix em strong
Hey baby what do you say     I'm takin a ride in my Chevrolet
What do you think about tagging along 
She don’t look like much but the motors strong 

I Love You - The Automatics
I saw you I knew you were just my kind your hair was blue you blew my mind XX
Blew my mind over matter and love at first sight I knew right then I'd treat you right XX
Treat you right away my heart was swept in my soul your name was kept
My reflection in your dark eyes makes me so happy I could die
I smile so wide my green eyes are blue     Baby baby I love you 
I love you X8
I love you are the only one who drives me wild you make me twitch you makes me smile XX
Make me smile so wide my lips meet my eyes I grin like a bastard makes me want to cry XX
Want to cry on my pillow I'll always be there close to your heart I'll always be near
My reflection in your dark eyes makes me so happy I could die
I smile so wide it turn my green eyes are blue baby baby I love you X16

Don't Come Between Us - The Automatics
It's not that you're not cute     Don't come between us 
It's not that I'm a fruit     Don't come between us 
But I love my TV     Don't come between us
It's always good to me     Don't come between us 
Ooo don't come     Don’t come come come 
Don't come between us X4     I don't wanna make out
Don't come between us     I'm watching singled out 
Don't come between us     Don't wanna go to bed 
Don't come between us     I'm watching Herman's Head
Don't come between us 
Ooo don't come     Don’t come come come
Don't come between us X4     4 o'clock Dukes Of Hazard 
Don't come between us
5 o'clock MTV     Don't come between us 
6 o'clock Fresh Prince Of Bel' Aire
Don't come between us     7 o'clock Dukes again 
Don't come between us
8 o'clock play guitar     Don't come between us 
9 o'clock play Nintendo
Don't come between us     10 o'clock Camera Infregrante 
Don't come between us
11 o'clock Singled Out     Don’t come between us XXX
Ooo don't come
Don’t come come come     Don't come between us X4

Ugly Duckling - The Automatics
Now baby XXX     When I first saw you girl     I knew 
You were the one for me     You know girl 
It takes a lot more then these glasses babe     To know how to see
Yeah baby     You drive me crazy     Cuz I can see through you 
And I always will be true     But hold it now baby 
Stop it X4     What have you done
You've turned from an ugly duckling and now XXX you are my beautiful swan     Yeah baby     You drive me crazy 
Cuz I can see through you     I always will be true     Lets go
Yeah baby     You drive me crazy     You're my only one
Cause you're my beautiful swan c’mon 

Super Spy - The Automatics
James is a super spy XXX     James is a super
Well late at night in his disguise he sneaks into the soviet embassy
He’s the man who stole the plans 
He made the world a safer place to be for you and me
James is a super spy XXX     James is a super
You gotta hand it to him he’s as debonair and handsome as can be
He protects the land keeps every man and woman and child all over this planet free sea to shining sea
James     Is a     Super     Spy 

All unamerican plots he quickly stops they end up in catastrophe
With lightning speed and fist of iron no sane man in this world would want to be his enemy
James is a super spy XXX

Go Bananas - The Automatics
Bananas of the world     Unite 
Peel banana peel peel banana XX
Go bananas go go bananas XX
Come on all you crazy kids     It's time to flip your lids
Go bananas until you pop     Can't stop until you blow your top
Peel banana peel peel banana XX     Go bananas go go bananas XX
Come on all you crazy apes     Go bananas not apples or grapes 
Go bananas until you pop     Can't stop until you blow your top 
Peel banana peel peel banana X4
Go bananas go go bananas X4

All Mixed Up - The Automatics
Put me in a mental ward     Said I was insane
Shock therapy drug therapy burning out my brain
Taught me to play checkers and gave me pills in a paper cup 
Set me free but can't you see
That I'm still all mixed up     All mixed up 
I don't know what to do     All mixed up 
I can't relate to you     All mixed up 
I don't know right from wrong     All mixed up
So I sing this song     I'm all mixed up XX
Said that I was better now      Said it’s time for me to go 
I miss all my friends inside     Even though they’re kind of slow
Now I’m drinking turpentine     Out of a paper cup 
Now I’m free but can’t you see
That I’m still all mixed up    All mixed up 
I don't know what to do     All mixed up 
I can't relate to you     All mixed up 
I don't know right from wrong     All mixed up
So I sing this song     I'm all mixed up XX
All mixed up      I don't know what to do
All mixed up     I can't relate to you     All mixed up 
I don't know right from wrong
All mixed up     So I sing this song  I'm all mixed up XX

Lois Lane - The Automatics
Don't got X ray vision I can't see through walls
Don't got a chest of steel don't got a set of steel balls
I'm not faster then a speeding locomotive 
But you should see all the love that I can give
Well I've never been mistaken for a bird or plane
Can't help myself I'm in love with Lois Lane    Lois lane XX
Well I can't fly I'm stuck on the ground 
Can't leap tall buildings in a single bound
I can' fly around the world and set back time
But if I could girl you know I'd make you mine
Well I've never been mistaken for a bird or plane
Can't help myself I'm in love with Lois Lane    Lois Lane X11

Let's Go - The Automatics
Well it's Saturday night     And I'm itching to fight 
Well I'm full of gin     And I'm bound to win 
Let's go XX      Well let’s go XX
Well it's Saturday night     And I'm itching to fight 
Well I'm full of gin     And I'm bound to win 
Well let’s go X4