Union Cutie by Devin Ens

Union Cutie by Devin Ens

I saw her at a rally, she was rollin’ really good

I wanted her to roll me one and wondered if she would

‘Cos I’ve been rolling my own

That’s wot you do when you’re all alone

And tryin’a make some friends in a hostile neighbourhood

I saw her on a poster on the tunnel wall

It was the first time I’d seen her since the legion hall

And she was smilin’ at me

If only in 2-D

Man, I sure wished I had an excuse to call

Gotta wait for fall

Union Cutie, ‘swear you’re gonna recruit me

Union Cutie, a card-carryin’ beauty-yeh-heh

I saw her in an interview on the CBC

Everything she said seemed like it was directed at me

And if I had a choice

Y’know I’d grab a jugga that voice

And pour a little wisdom into the NDP

That they might hear what I see

Union Cutie, ‘swear you’re gonna recruit me

Union Cutie, a card-carryin’ beauty-yeh-heh

Once in a hundred years an election goes right

Once an election year just ain’t once a night

Y’know I’d vote for once a night

Ain’t here to talk about no dental plan

I got all my teeth dontcha understand?
I just wanna see

If you remember me

And if you might’ve forgotten that handsome man

I saw ya holdin’ some hand

Union Cutie, got a feelin’ ya’d suit me

(Butchyer boyfriend’d shoot me)

Union Cutie, a card-carryin’ beauty-yeh-heh.