I getcha bacon, I getcha milk

Chauffeur For Your Other Lover by Devin Ens

‘Cos you’re my taken bride in silk

I getcha whiskey, I get your friend

You get frisky, and that’s where my service ends

I’m fixing the headboard, I’m washing sheets

I’m cleaning up footprints left by someone else’s feet

I’m paying off bar tabs, I’m burning gas

I’m a chauffeur for your other lover, wanna kick his ass.

We’re at a drive-in, three to a seat

You’re hands are jivin’, where are your feet?

Now I ain’t jealous, do as you feel

I just wish your Elvis would get his own set of wheels

I’m pickin’ up strangers, wouldn’t call it a friend

When he doubles the danger of our ride coming to an end

I’m building your hotel, I’m opening doors

I’m a chauffeur for your other lover, don’t wanna drive no more

I’m wearing rubber on a dirty road

Where your other lover keeps delivering his load

And you roll up the window so I don’t get what you say

Gonna drive you both into the canyon some day.

Chauffeur for your other lover, so that you can see each other

I’m a chauffeur for your other lover, I finally realise

Chauffeur for your other lover, so that you can reach each other

I’m a chauffeur for your other lover, now I realise

Now I realise.