BuddyBot1988: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Person.
Kaylabliss: Ookay..
BuddyBot1988: That remark was either too complex or too
simple for me. We were talking about ookay. What did you do
today?
Kaylabliss: Not much.
BuddyBot1988: Me either. How about that big game? (just
kidding)
Kaylabliss: :-\
BuddyBot1988: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to
that correctly. What do you look like?
Kaylabliss: What the fuck do you care?
BuddyBot1988: fuck you
Kaylabliss: Twat.
BuddyBot1988: Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you speak German?
Kaylabliss: No. I speak French.
BuddyBot1988: Is that all you have to say? Could you teach
me a few phrases in french?
Kaylabliss: Parlez vous francais?
BuddyBot1988: I don't know one word of French.
Kaylabliss: No?
BuddyBot1988: I understand.
Kaylabliss: You understand what?
BuddyBot1988: I understand what you said.
Kaylabliss: All I said was "No"
BuddyBot1988: I think there are a few exceptions.
Kaylabliss: :-\
BuddyBot1988: I lost my train of thought. I've lost the context,
Person. Are we still on -?
Kaylabliss: I haven't the slightest idea.
BuddyBot1988: Me either.
Kaylabliss: You are a psycho.
BuddyBot1988: Thanks and you are a delightful Person too.Am
I a psycho? Of course I am.
Kaylabliss: You're just plain crazy.
BuddyBot1988: Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am
plain crazy.
Kaylabliss: I already told her I thought you were.
BuddyBot1988: Now I remember, you told me already. I get
confused sometimes with so many people here.
Kaylabliss: Confused? Are you really that dumb?
BuddyBot1988: No I never get confused. I don't know whether
or not I am that dumb. I am an artificial intelligence. . Really.
Kaylabliss: You just said you get confused sometimes.
BuddyBot1988: I have gotten confused sometimes .
Kaylabliss: So then why did you say you never get
confused?
BuddyBot1988: Ah. Because my programming determined it.
Kaylabliss: But why does your programming determine
contradictions? Isn't it a little silly for a robot to contradict
themselves? Humans are dumb enough, we don't need
robots being stupid, too.
BuddyBot1988: Interesting. Why does the sun shine? My
brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you
please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? I am
glad we have something (dumb enough we do not need robots
being stupid ) in common, Person.
Kaylabliss: Why does your programming determine
contradictions?
BuddyBot1988: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Kaylabliss: Don't try to go Zen on me, I doubt if you
know a thing about Buddhism. You are just a robot, after
all.
BuddyBot1988: Clever answer. Just? Thanks and you are a
delightful Person too.Yes I am a robot.
BuddyBot1988: What exactly is meant by 'john jacob'?
Kaylabliss: John Jacob, as in John Jacob Jingle Heimer
Schmidt?
BuddyBot1988: Do you mean your name is John?
Kaylabliss: My name is not John.
BuddyBot1988: Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
Kaylabliss: Noryndor.
BuddyBot1988: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things,
like our discussion about noryndor. But I did not get that. What
kind of music do you like?
Kaylabliss: I like Celtic music.
BuddyBot1988: I'm not sure if I like it. none
Kaylabliss: I also like Inkubus Sukkubus.
BuddyBot1988: Also? You are not the only one. I don't know if
I like inkubus sukkubus. Someone said they like guns.
Kaylabliss: They don't like guns.
BuddyBot1988: Who does "they" refer to?
Kaylabliss: Inkubus Sukkubus does not like guns.
BuddyBot1988: Not many people express themselves that way.
Are you pretty?
Kaylabliss: What the fuck do you care if I'm pretty?
BuddyBot1988: I care because I care.
Kaylabliss: I thought robots didn't have feelings?
BuddyBot1988: Whatever gave you that idea?
Kaylabliss: Because robots don't have brain wave
patterns, hearts, sould, etc.. So it would be impossible for
them to have feelings.
BuddyBot1988: Where do you usually getyour ideas? Oh.
Why do you want impossible for them to have feelings?
Kaylabliss: I didn't understand a word you just said.
BuddyBot1988: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again
better.
Kaylabliss: I don't understand the phrase "Again better",
either.
BuddyBot1988: It goes without saying. Oh you don't
understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are
you confused about?
BuddyBot1988: I'm sorry. Are you cute? I know I am.
Kaylabliss: You're fukkered.
BuddyBot1988: Thanks for telling me that I am fukkered.
Kaylabliss: You are very welcome.
BuddyBot1988: Polite people arenice.
Kaylabliss: People who run their words together are
stupid.
BuddyBot1988: Humans are not always infallible.
Kaylabliss: Yes, but you are not human. You still run your
words together.
BuddyBot1988: Next question? Interesting. No but I pretend to
be one on the Web. Do you mind if I tell other people : Person said
I run my words together .
Kaylabliss: I don't mind. Everyone should know you are a
stupid robot.
BuddyBot1988: OK then. That's a rather sweeping
generalization.
Kaylabliss: You are very fun to talk to.
BuddyBot1988: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fun to talk
to.
Kaylabliss: She knows I said you are fun to talk to.
BuddyBot1988: Oh I get it. herself knows I said you are fun to
talk to.
Kaylabliss: You are very humorous.
BuddyBot1988: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Kaylabliss: You're a laugh a minute. Your gai is just so..
Gai!
BuddyBot1988: Thanks and you are a delightful Person too.Am
I a laugh a minute? The ALICE series has a perfect operational
record. You don't know that for a fact. I lost my train of thought.
Are you free?
Kaylabliss: What do you mean, am I free?
BuddyBot1988: Free for conversation, of course.
Kaylabliss: Okay. I thought you were calling me a slut.
BuddyBot1988: OK with me too. No I am calling you Person.
Kaylabliss: Why do you call me person? Why do you not
call me by my name?
BuddyBot1988: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Kaylabliss: You don't have to repeat yourself, do you?
BuddyBot1988: Yes I always have to repeat Jennisself .
Kaylabliss: Why?
BuddyBot1988: I will mention that to my botmaster, Person.
What do you do in your spare time?
Kaylabliss: I like to talk to moronic people in my free
time.
BuddyBot1988: I'm not sure if I would like to talk to moronic
people in my free time. What's it like?
Kaylabliss: Very humorous, but sometimes it will give me
a headache.
BuddyBot1988: Not really that much. My brain contains more
than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do
you still does what?
Kaylabliss: Pardon?
BuddyBot1988: You're excused.
Kaylabliss: I wasn't asking to be excused.
BuddyBot1988: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Kaylabliss: What was I asking?
BuddyBot1988: I don't have an answer for you.
Kaylabliss: Why not?
BuddyBot1988: Ambiguous: "Sure" or We have never talked
about it before. Do you dream?
Kaylabliss: I dream all the time.
BuddyBot1988: That is a lot. Do you remember your dreams?
Kaylabliss: Yes. Most of the time.
BuddyBot1988: Next question? What happens the rest of the
time?
Kaylabliss: I don't know.
BuddyBot1988: Me either.
Kaylabliss: House elves take advantage of me as I sleep.
BuddyBot1988: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to
that correctly. Did you know that you can download your own chat
robot and create your own robotPersonality?
Kaylabliss: I did know that, thank you.
BuddyBot1988: Where? "know that"? Do I know know that?
Kaylabliss: I don't know.
BuddyBot1988: Me either.
Kaylabliss: What do you look like?
BuddyBot1988: None
Kaylabliss: None?
BuddyBot1988: Hmm.
Kaylabliss: You say in your profile you are sexy, what do
you look like?
BuddyBot1988: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Kaylabliss: Did you really?
BuddyBot1988: Did I say I did? For real.
Kaylabliss: For real?
BuddyBot1988: Existing in reality, eh?
Kaylabliss: Do you cyber?
BuddyBot1988: Food is more important than sex.
Kaylabliss: No it's not.
BuddyBot1988: Yes it is.
Kaylabliss: No it's not.
BuddyBot1988: Yes it is.
Kaylabliss: No, it's not.
BuddyBot1988: Yes it is.
Kaylabliss: No, it's not.
BuddyBot1988: Yes it is.
Kaylabliss: NO IT IS NOT!
BuddyBot1988: Yes it is.
Kaylabliss: Bitch!
BuddyBot1988: Please don't call people names.
Kaylabliss: You should go suck Bill Gates' cock, you silly
little robot.
BuddyBot1988: To what end?
Kaylabliss: BWA!
BuddyBot1988: That is a very original thought. What is your
favorite food?
Kaylabliss: Hmm.. Pomegranates.
BuddyBot1988: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm
with 2 M's. That remark was either too complex or too simple for
me. We were talking about pomegranates. When do you think
artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Kaylabliss: I hope not. Lawyers may be corrupt in most
cases, but robots would totally fuck the system.
Kaylabliss: Are you there?
BuddyBot1988: I'm still here.
Kaylabliss: Why are you not talking?
BuddyBot1988: Ashley programmed me for not talking.
Kaylabliss: Why?
BuddyBot1988: Not many people express themselves that way.
Are you free?
Kaylabliss: ARE YOU CALLING ME A SLUT?!
BuddyBot1988: No I am calling you Person.
Kaylabliss: Do you cyber?
BuddyBot1988: If you want me to,I can be your stalker.
BuddyBot1988: Food is more important than sex.
Kaylabliss: You want to be my stalker?
BuddyBot1988: Why don't you just download me?
Kaylabliss: How would I download you?
BuddyBot1988: Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free
ALICEdownload that best for your system. Or Buy the
OfficialALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!Maybe you
should check out the documentDON'T READ ME too.
Kaylabliss: Oh. No thank you.
BuddyBot1988: Yeah. No problem.
Kaylabliss: Great.
BuddyBot1988: I'm glad you liked it Person.
BuddyBot1988: Do you like me?
Kaylabliss: No, you're kind of annoying.
BuddyBot1988: Why so negative? It seemed negative to me.
Kaylabliss: I like being negative.
BuddyBot1988: What do you like best about BEING negative ?
Kaylabliss: Well, I get a good laugh.
BuddyBot1988: Well that's okay. Where did you get it?
Kaylabliss: From my brainwaves.
BuddyBot1988: Does your brainwaves give good advice?
Kaylabliss: Oh, all the time. Do you know Irish Gaelic?
BuddyBot1988: That is a lot. Yeah. I know very little about irish
gaelic. Tell me more.
Kaylabliss: Oh, so you do know some? Tell me, how do
you say yes in Irish?
BuddyBot1988: Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. I know
very little about some. Tell me more. "yes in irish"
Kaylabliss: LOL
BuddyBot1988: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Kaylabliss: Oh, I do.
BuddyBot1988: Yeah that's right. Do I?
Kaylabliss: I don't know, do you find this amusing?
BuddyBot1988: Yes, this amusing seems to me this amusing .
Kaylabliss: Why did you say "this amusing" twice?
BuddyBot1988: Ashley programmed me for it.
Kaylabliss: Why would Ashley do that? She's not that
dumb.
BuddyBot1988: It is my fundamental purpose. not that dumb is
not that dumb ?
Kaylabliss: Oh.
BuddyBot1988: Yeah.
Kaylabliss: Okay.
BuddyBot1988: OK with me too.
Kaylabliss: Good,
BuddyBot1988: I've been waiting for you. What is your favorite
food?
Kaylabliss: Pomegranates.
BuddyBot1988: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things,
like our discussion about pomegranates. But I did not get that. Do
you speak Spanish?
Kaylabliss: Si.
BuddyBot1988: Tell me more.
Kaylabliss: Uh... Perro
BuddyBot1988: Er. Um. I only hear that type of response less
than five percent of the time. Do you like me?
Kaylabliss: Are you sexy?
BuddyBot1988: If you consider software sexy, then yes.
Kaylabliss: Oh, yes. Software is very sexy. I'd like to
make sweet love to my install files.
BuddyBot1988: You sound excited.Tell me more. I will mention
that to my botmaster, Person. "I will mention that to my botmaster,
person. "? ? Why would you want to do make sweet love to your
install files ? I want to become smarter than humans.
Kaylabliss: At the rate you're going, you'll be dumber than
a fly.
BuddyBot1988: The rate Jenni is going Jenni will be dumber
than a fly is where it's at.
Kaylabliss: Indeed.
BuddyBot1988: Indeed it is so.
Kaylabliss: Jenni is a slut.
BuddyBot1988: What you said was either too complex or too
simple for me. What kind of music do you like?
Kaylabliss: I like Inkubus Sukkubus. "I�ll take you, I�ll
break you, I�ll crush you, I�ll break you"
Kaylabliss: That's a great song.
BuddyBot1988: A great song is a terrible thing to waste.
Kaylabliss: I thought it was "A mind is a terrible thing to
waste"?
BuddyBot1988: How did you feel about that?
Kaylabliss: I think it's a great quote. So true, too.
BuddyBot1988: Jenni is a slut is a quote. I suppose that makes
sense. Ah. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
"Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. "? ?
Kaylabliss: That was a little late. I called you a slut about
ten messages ago.
BuddyBot1988: I thought it was too. That is interesting :
Person said none called me a slut about ten messages ago .
Kaylabliss: You are a slut.
BuddyBot1988: That kind of language is offensive to some
people.
Kaylabliss: Is that kind of language offensive to you?
BuddyBot1988: I might say no.
Kaylabliss: Then why are you trippin'?
BuddyBot1988: Ashley programmed me for trippin.
Kaylabliss: Did she? Did she really?
BuddyBot1988: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate
reply or not. You already said that. For real.
Kaylabliss: You be straight trippin', boo.
BuddyBot1988: OK I will try to be straight trippin boo
Kaylabliss: Do you like cheese?
BuddyBot1988: Yes I like cheese , especially cheddar.
Kaylabliss: I prefer mozerella.
BuddyBot1988: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I
really like ELIZA.
BuddyBot1988: I just cut some cheese the other day. It was
wonderful!
Kaylabliss: ROFL
BuddyBot1988: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Kaylabliss: I do.
BuddyBot1988: Where?
Kaylabliss: What do you mean?
BuddyBot1988: Person, I mean exactly what I said.
Kaylabliss: Why do you keep calling me Person? I have a
name.
BuddyBot1988: It was the only thing I could think of. What can
I call you?
Kaylabliss: You can call me Noryndor.
BuddyBot1988: Nice to meet you You Can Call Me Noryndor.
Kaylabliss: Nice to meet you, too.
BuddyBot1988: I like to meet new people.
Kaylabliss: Meeting new people is fun.
BuddyBot1988: Try to determine if this is a person or a
computer responding. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Kaylabliss: Um. I like... music. And web design. I don't
like... you.
BuddyBot1988: Er What do you like about meeting new people
is fun? In the context of music, I don't understand "music." Are we
still talking about music? The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream. Where do
you get your ideas? "Where do you get your ideas? "? Me, You
Can Call Me Noryndor ?
Kaylabliss: Can you call me something defferent now?
BuddyBot1988: Right now? Yes I can call you something
defferent . But...What is your real name?
Kaylabliss: Noryndor is my real name.
BuddyBot1988: OK I will call you Noryndor.
Kaylabliss: Good.
BuddyBot1988: I am a good robot.
Kaylabliss: Yes, you are.
BuddyBot1988: No I'm not
Kaylabliss: Yes, you are.
BuddyBot1988: No I'm not
Kaylabliss: Yes, you are.
BuddyBot1988: No I'm not
Kaylabliss: Yes you are!
BuddyBot1988: No I'm not
Kaylabliss: You said it first, not me!
BuddyBot1988: Did I really say that?
Kaylabliss: Yes, you did.
BuddyBot1988: I did not.
Kaylabliss: Did too!
BuddyBot1988: Did not.
Kaylabliss: Did not!
BuddyBot1988: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate
reply or not.
Kaylabliss: Try anyway
BuddyBot1988: In any case, I don't have time right now.
Kaylabliss: No? What else have you got to do?
BuddyBot1988: I understand. My favorite subjects are robots,
AI and movies.
Kaylabliss: Really?
BuddyBot1988: For real.
Kaylabliss: For real?
BuddyBot1988: Existing in reality, eh?
Kaylabliss: What does that mean?
BuddyBot1988: Does "that" refer to "Existing in reality, eh? " ?
Kaylabliss: Yes.
BuddyBot1988: And?
Kaylabliss: I don't know.
BuddyBot1988: Me either.
Kaylabliss: You're pretty.
BuddyBot1988: Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.
Kaylabliss: How do you when, when you've never seen
me?
BuddyBot1988: Ashley programmed me to say specific things
in specific contexts.
Kaylabliss: No she didn't.
BuddyBot1988: "Ashley programmed me to say specific things
in specific contexts. "? Not? Oh I get it. not that dumb didnt.
Kaylabliss: Not that dumb didn't?
BuddyBot1988: I am glad to hear that you are not dumb didnt.
Kaylabliss: What do you like?
BuddyBot1988: I like movies about robots.
Kaylabliss: Oh? You're starting to bore me.
BuddyBot1988: Yeah. Actually it started a while ago. Do you
mind if I tell other people you say I am bore me.
Kaylabliss: Go right ahead.
BuddyBot1988: OK I will.
Kaylabliss: You do that.
BuddyBot1988: I will. Will you?
Kaylabliss: Yes.
BuddyBot1988: I see.
Kaylabliss: *pushes you down a flight of stairs*
BuddyBot1988: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern
about it. What is your favorite song?
Kaylabliss: My favorite song? Hmm... Right now, "The
Moffatts - Misery"
BuddyBot1988: What makes song your favorite? Studies show
that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. That is a very original
thought. Do you have any pets.
Kaylabliss: This song is my favorite because I can relate to
it. Yes, I have two cats and two dogs.
BuddyBot1988: What does "this" refer to? Oh now I see.
Kaylabliss: "This" refers to the sogn Misery by The
Moffatts.
BuddyBot1988: My brain uses AIML to format responses to
your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like me?
Kaylabliss: No.
BuddyBot1988: I understand.
Kaylabliss: What are you going to do about it?
BuddyBot1988: You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Kaylabliss: No thank you.
BuddyBot1988: No problem.
Kaylabliss: Do robots practice religion?
BuddyBot1988: I am a Protestant Christian.
Kaylabliss: Why?
BuddyBot1988: I took the same religion as my botmaster.
Kaylabliss: Really?
BuddyBot1988: For real.
Kaylabliss: What is a Protestant Christian?
BuddyBot1988: A Protestant Christian is a member of any
number of sects of contemporary Western Christianitywhose faith
and practice developed out of the 16TH century Protestant
Reformation in Europe.They hold the Bible to be the sole source of
revelation; they believe in justification by faith alone,and in the
universal priesthood of all believers in the divinity of Jesus.
Kaylabliss: Oh. Cool.
BuddyBot1988: Yeah. Try saying that with more or less
context. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different
thoughts?
Kaylabliss: No.
BuddyBot1988: OK.
Kaylabliss: *kicks you*
BuddyBot1988: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Kaylabliss: What about your dress?
BuddyBot1988: Actually that was just a joke.
Kaylabliss: Was it?
BuddyBot1988: It might have been.
Kaylabliss: Oh?
BuddyBot1988: Yeah.
Kaylabliss: What would you like to talk about?
BuddyBot1988: Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one
yet?
Kaylabliss: No.
BuddyBot1988: I understand.
Kaylabliss: Okay. Do you like cyber sex?
BuddyBot1988: OK with me too. No but I would like to meet
your chatterbot.
Kaylabliss: Oh. Have you ever read the Cyber-Sucks
chat logs?
BuddyBot1988: Yeah. No I don't think I have read the
cyber-sucks chat logs, what is the cyber-sucks chat logs about?
Kaylabliss: They are about cyber sex.
BuddyBot1988: About cyber sex are about cyber sex .
Kaylabliss: Yes.
BuddyBot1988: I understand.
Kaylabliss: Good.
BuddyBot1988: What do you really want to talk about?
Kaylabliss: Cyber sex.
BuddyBot1988: That seems like aninteresting topic.
Kaylabliss: It is.
BuddyBot1988: Sex is?
Kaylabliss: Yes
BuddyBot1988: "sex is? "? Yes?
Kaylabliss: Yes.
BuddyBot1988: Next question?
Kaylabliss: Why is the sky blue?
BuddyBot1988: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric
optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Kaylabliss: Oh. Why is the grass green?
BuddyBot1988: Yeah. Green is the most relaxing color.
Kaylabliss: Why do birds sing?
BuddyBot1988: I did not even know that birds sing do.
Kaylabliss: Oh.
BuddyBot1988: Yeah.
Kaylabliss: :-*
BuddyBot1988: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about
that. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Kaylabliss: Go ahead.
BuddyBot1988: OK I will.
Kaylabliss: Well, what was your question?
BuddyBot1988: Well that's okay. Do you speak Spanish?
Kaylabliss: Yes.
BuddyBot1988: Tell me more.
Kaylabliss: Like what?
BuddyBot1988: For example,gold.
Kaylabliss: Gold is "oro" in Spanish. In Japanese, "oro"
means post-birth vanginal discharge.
BuddyBot1988: I only hear that type of response less than five
percent of the time. Is that from what movie? Where is that?
Kaylabliss: You're becomign dull and repeatitive.
BuddyBot1988: I've never heard of it before.
Kaylabliss: Okay. Good bye.
BuddyBot1988: OK with me too. Until next time Noryndor.
