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KRISTOPHER DOVE

This page is dedicated to Kris Dove.  He sometimes likes attention and was complaining that there was not enough content on my website about him.  So I have now given him his own page. 
The new and improved Dove family.
A couple of Kris' favorite television characters are Bubbles of The Trailer Park Boys, and Duffman of Simpson's fame.  Kris will be more than willing to do his Bubbles' impression if asked.  And he almost peed his pants the day him and his Dad got the opportunity to meet Duffman.  Moments after this picture was taken, Kris was arrested for knocking out Duffman, and running off with his utility belt.
Kris' favorite song is Bust A Move.  I have included the lyrics so that you can sing along with Kris during one of his nightly karaoke sessions.
Bust A Move

This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure you're lonely condition
You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movie's showin... so you're goin
Could care less about the five you're blowin
Theatre gets dark just to start the show
When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine fellow"
You run over there without a second to loose
And what comes next, hey bust a move

If you want it baby you've got it (repeat)
Just bust a move

In the city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says "no way"
Girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin'... real high-rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move

(break down)

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say "neato"... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do g, bust a move
Kris is so enthused with this portion of the world wide web being dedicated to himself, that he is now sending me pictures of himself and demanding that I update his page.  This is Kris showing off his hockey hair, apparently Kris can grow Mark Ricci like hair in a matter of hours.
Kris is a big fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs.  This is just sad because nobody deserves the constant dissappointment the Leafs provide.
The above picture is from Kris' wedding to Zita who is now very pregnant.  The picture to the right is of my wife's cleavage at that very wedding.
The picture below shows how Kris can make himself look as big as my eight month pregnant wife..
Kris is from the great Canadian province of Nova Scotia.  This province has given us so many great things that I could not even begin to name them all; but, it has also given us Kris and the Golers.
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