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| KRISTOPHER DOVE This page is dedicated to Kris Dove. He sometimes likes attention and was complaining that there was not enough content on my website about him. So I have now given him his own page. |
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| The new and improved Dove family. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A couple of Kris' favorite television characters are Bubbles of The Trailer Park Boys, and Duffman of Simpson's fame. Kris will be more than willing to do his Bubbles' impression if asked. And he almost peed his pants the day him and his Dad got the opportunity to meet Duffman. Moments after this picture was taken, Kris was arrested for knocking out Duffman, and running off with his utility belt. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Kris' favorite song is Bust A Move. I have included the lyrics so that you can sing along with Kris during one of his nightly karaoke sessions. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bust A Move This here's a tale for all the fellas Try to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause you're over zealous Play hard to get an females get jealous Ok smartie, go to a party Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body A chick walks by you wish you could sex her But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter Next days function, high class luncheon Food is served and you're stone cold munchin' Music comes on, people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin' Sits down next to you and starts talkin' Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove So come on fatso and just bust a move You're on a mission and you're wishin' someone could cure you're lonely condition You're lookin for love in all the wrong places Not fine girls just ugly faces From frustration first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope New movie's showin... so you're goin Could care less about the five you're blowin Theatre gets dark just to start the show When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello, Come sit next to me you fine fellow" You run over there without a second to loose And what comes next, hey bust a move If you want it baby you've got it (repeat) Just bust a move In the city ladies look pretty Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says "no way" Girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin' They want a man who brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are Some girls are sophistic... materialistic Looking for a man makes them opportunistic They're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan So that a brother with money can be their man So on the beach you're strollin'... real high-rollin' Everything you have is your's and not stolen A girl runs up with somethin to prove So don't just stand there, bust a move (break down) Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry In five days from now he's gonna marry He's hopin you can make it there if you can 'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man You say "neato"... check your libido And roll to the church in your new tuxedo The bride walks down just to start the wedding And there's one more girl you won't be getting So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back And now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin Says she wants to dance to a different groove Now you know what to do g, bust a move |
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| Kris is so enthused with this portion of the world wide web being dedicated to himself, that he is now sending me pictures of himself and demanding that I update his page. This is Kris showing off his hockey hair, apparently Kris can grow Mark Ricci like hair in a matter of hours. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Kris is a big fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is just sad because nobody deserves the constant dissappointment the Leafs provide. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The above picture is from Kris' wedding to Zita who is now very pregnant. The picture to the right is of my wife's cleavage at that very wedding. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The picture below shows how Kris can make himself look as big as my eight month pregnant wife.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Kris is from the great Canadian province of Nova Scotia. This province has given us so many great things that I could not even begin to name them all; but, it has also given us Kris and the Golers. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||