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| Barnala "The Scalper" 'The Butcher of Bata' Height: 6'3" Weight: Unknown Hometown: Bata, Equitorial Guinea Theme Music: "Let's Walk Through A Jungle Of Immense Happiness" - Eq. Guinea National Anthem Appearance: Barnala is an enormously fat African man with rather crazy eyes and an apparent map of Equitorial Guinea scarred into his forehead. In fact, the scarring is so bad that if the tissue upon his forehead is even poked, it will begin to bleed -- which does not explain why Barnala favours the headbutt. He has incredibly flabby pectorals and many scars on his upper body. Ring Attire: Normally, Barnala wears a printed African-esque skirt around his lower body to the ring, removing it to reveal trunks several sizes too small and which is always being eaten by what can only be described as "hungry bum." Barnala's hands are always heavily taped, and his boots curl upwards at the toes. Personality/Gimmick: Barnala is an old-time wrestler : now around forty years of age, and with a few regional titles here and there in his past, his career is on a downslide. Not that winning has ever mattered to Barnala, as the sole purpose of his existence seems to be his enjoyment at making others bleed. Traditionally, Barnala is a user of small weaponary to accomplish this goal, and forks, railroad ties, razor blades and their ilk are always hidden in his taped hands, runks... and even under his flabby pecs. Barnala does not speak English -- in fact, he does not seem to speak any language at all, being only able to speak one word : "bluh." Like the Hawaiian word "aloha", the word "bluh" seems to have several meanings, such as "I wish to drive this fork into your eye socket" and "pass the ribs, please." Barnala, despite not being much of a wrestler, is a feared foe of pretty boy wrestlers everywhere, and generally the enemy of anyone who doesn't like being cut to ribbons and having their foreheads served up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 10+ moves used by your wrestler: 1. Hard chop 2. Fork to head 3. Clothesline 4. Avalanche 5. Stinger Splash 6. Splash off ropes 7. Headbutt 8. Choke 9. Bodyslam 10. Bear Hug 1-3 Trademark Moves (w/ Description): 1. Stinkface. No explanation needed. 2. Dropkick. No, really. He's probably 600 pounds, but he's got a fair dropkick. 3. Driving A Railroad Tie Into Your Forehead. Finisher (w/ Description): "The Nuclear Splash". Climbing the ropes slowly and carefully, Barnala launches himself off the top turnbuckle in an attempt to crush his foes with his weight. Three Strengths: 1. Pretty strong fellow. 2. Uses weight well. 3. Unafraid to have a picnic on your skull. Three Weaknesses: 1. Very slow and easily knocked off-balance. 2. Not much wrestling talent. 3. "Blows up" quickly and winds easily. |
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