| "THE MOST DANGEROUS VETERAN IN PRO SPORTS" |
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| "The Paranoid Genius" Calvin Astroth Height: 6'2" Weight: 257 lbs. Hometown: Detroit, Michigan Theme Music: "It's Raining Men", Gerri Haliwell Appearance: Well-built, but not overly muscular or cut and with a large pot-belly. Calvin has grown his grey-brown hair long to try to cover his male pattern baldness. Face looks odd with bushy eyebrows and a ridiculous fu-man-chu. In his forties, Calvin is somewhat out of shape. Ring Attire: Cal wears red "tighty-whitey" style trunks with black trim, which he is known to pull up to cover his gut. Similar styled knee & elbow pads and unmatching white boots. Personality/Gimmick: Calvin possesses multiple insanities : He's narcissistic and talks a really big game, but basically, he's a straight-away heel. Calvin is a pure genius, entirely paranoid and delusional, and possesses a strange fetish for title belts. Most importantly, Calvin relies on his brain to win matches, not his brawn. his success in doing so is unparalleled. 10+ moves : Calvin, unfortunately, only appears to know two moves, in addition to old-school heel cheating tactics : his finisher, and the axehandle. Some "moves" are listed below : - Axehandle - 2nd Rope Axehandle - Top Rope Axehandle - Diving Axehandle - Low-Blow Axehandle - Eyegouge - Bake Rake - Chest Rake - Rope Rake To The Eyes - Boot Rake - Bite 1-3 Trademark Moves : - Axehandle variations. Finisher : "The Smashtroth" [also called "The Motor City Pity", "Calvin Spine Obsession", and "The Detroit Dump"]. Simply put, it's absolutely, positively the most devestating belly-to-belly suplex in the business today. Somehow, it's as if all of Calvin's wrestling talent was channelled into this one move. Three Strengths: 1 - Genius. Calvin has incredibly intricate plans he works through to succeed. 2 - Deceptive. Calvin, who's not physically imposing, often employs deceptive tactics. 3 - Underestimated. Calvin is a terrible "wrestler", and is underestimated at times. Three Weaknesses: 1 - Paranoid. Calvin sees plots and deception EVERYWHERE, and is mistrustful of everyone. 2 - Knows Two Moves. Solve the axehandle, an you've solved half of the Astroth equation. 3 - Insane. Calvin's insanities can be used against him. MANAGER INFO: Millicent / The Pimply-Faced Kid Appearance: Millicent is a small, enormously fat child with a lisp and an eating disorder; The Pimply-Faced Kid is a mute teenage boy with acne problems. See their bios by clicking below. TAG TEAM INFORMATION: Name: The Untouchables [Astroth, Timmy Fantastico, TJ Killingbeck] Theme Music: "Paul Revere Untouchables Remix", Beastie Boys w/ The Untouchables. Finisher : "The Untouchadriver". Spike-piledriver. One member pushes down on the feet from the second or top rope while the other piledrives the foe. |
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