The scene comes to life with Dorito checking out of the hospital, and talking some male nurse as Sun Starr walks up to them with a camera man.

Dorito: So, have you seen her?

Nurse: Yeah. She got checked out on monday with her parents visibly upset. And she lives just three blocks down the street.

Dorito: Good. Later man. I'm sooo gonna score tonight.

Nurse: Good luck man.

Dorito turns around and notices Sun Starr.

Dorito: Oh, hi...Sun, Starr. You want some interview or something right? I already did that with Shopp.

Sun Starr: That doesn't matter. Who is this person you're gonna go see?

Dorito: Remember the girl that flashed me at the pay-per view? Well, I got some info on her, and her name is Brooke Adams. And they live just three blocks down the street. You got a car?

Sun Starr: Of course.

Dorito: Good, I'm driving.

Sun Starr: Wait, what?

The three men walk off, exiting the building. They come up to Sun's blue corvette parked in front of the building. Dorito jumps into the driver's seat, and Sun sits beside him as the camera man gets into the back.

Dorito: Nice car. You own this?

Sun Starr: No, this is a rental. All the place had left.

Dorito: Should get cars like this more often rather than those crappy cars from the 50s you always rent. You might even get considered cool by some blind idiot far away.

They drive off, Dorito flooring it and cutting in front of an ambulance which crashes into a lampost.

Sun Starr: Wanna slow down?

Dorito: Heck no. Sonic never lets me use his car, which is basically the only thing we managed to save before the house burned down. All my porno.

Sun Starr: I thought you put it into garage storages.

Dorito: Did, but apparently they expect you to pay them, so they brought it back, and that got burned up in the fire as well. I'm gonna kill Matt Helmsley the next time I see him.

Sun Starr: Hey, we've gone three blocks. Where is her house?

Dorito: Hmmm, I think we went the wrong direction. No prob, we'll just turn around.

Dorito runs a stop sign and does a complete U-turn in the middle of the road and turns back. Sirens go off and lights begin flashing from a police car that was on the other side of the street. Dorito floors it up to eighty, then slows down and pulls over.

Sun Starr: You idiot! There was a no U-Turn sign!

Dorito: Don't worry. I've seen Sonic handle this situation all the time. Got a gun?

Sun Starr: WHAT?!

Dorito: Just kidding.

The police officer comes up to the window and knocks on it. Dorito rolls it down and looks at the cop.

Dorito: Hi-ya Mr. Police man sir dude. What do you want?

Police Officer: License and registration, please.

Dorito: License? License for what?

Police Officer: Are you saying that you do not have a license to drive this vehicle?

Dorito: Oh, THAT license. Sure I've got one. Can I go home to get it though?

Officer: You don't have your license with you?

Dorito: No, yes, wait, no...can I start over? Also this guy Matt Helmsley burned down my house so I guess it's gone.

Sun Starr: You don't have your license?

Officer: Sir, step out of the car please.

Dorito: Now hold on, don't you recognize me?

Officer: Not really.

Dorito: I'm Dorito, from Northern Championship Wrestling.

Officer: I don't care about you gay folk. Don't need to know your names.

Dorito: Besides, this isn't my car.

Officer: This isn't huh?

Dorito: Nope, but it's this guy Sun Starr. The guy sitting beside me.

Officer: Mr. Starr, you know it's illegal to let someone without a license to drive right?

Sun Starr: Yeah, but I didn't know he didn't have a license.

Dorito: Sun also made me drive. I didn't want to, but he's pretty abusive. Just the other day he was making fun of me.

Sun Starr: That isn't true. He...

Officer: Save it. Step out of the car please.

Sun Starr: I'm not getting out of this car. This isn't my car anyways.

Officer: It isn't huh? Well that's nice to know.

Dorito: What did we do anyways?

Officer: Driving without a license. Running a stop sign. Making a U-Turn when it's clearly marked. Speeding. Face it, you're going to jail.

Dorito: Oh no, not again!

Officer: Again?

Dorito opens the door and slams it against the officer's legs, knocking him down. Dorito and Sun Starr step out of the car as the cop gets back to his feet. The cop pulls out his nightstick and tries hitting Dorito with it, but he blocks him and steps behind the officer. Dorito grabs him from behind and drops him with a BreakWave.

Sun Starr: What the hell do you think you're doing?! You're going to jail forever you know!

Dorito: Oh no I'm not.

Dorito kicks Sun in the groin, spins him around, and drops him with a BreakWave. Dorito grabs a pair of handcuffs from the officer's belt, and cuffs Starr to the officer. Dorito gets back into the car and takes off, leaving Starr hand-cuffed to the police officer in the street.

Camera Man: What are you doing?

Dorito: Getting out of having to go to jail. I was in jail for just one day in Ottawa the day before Canadian Bash, and...ummm, nevermind.

Camera Man: Go ahead, explain.

Dorito: Listen Tony...

Camera Man: The name's Toby.

Dorito: It doesn't matter. Starr's going to jail. We'll see how he likes being gang-raped by two men.

Toby: You were raped by two men in a jail in Ottawa?

Dorito: Who told you that?

Toby: You just did!

Dorito: Ahh DAMMIT! Erase that from the tape.

Toby: Sure. Want me to erase the stuff with Starr and the cop?

Dorito: Yeah, would you? Would be kinda bad for me if cops got evidence of his beating on tape.

Toby: You know they have cameras in thier cars right?

Dorito: Oh, well, forget about it then. It'll explain where Starr has disappeared to. Now let me see here, house number 726. I see 628, 703, 705, 711, 718, 722, ahhh, 726.

They pull over in front of the house and get out. They walk up to the house and looks in through the front window to see the Adams family getting read to eat supper as Brooke lays on a couch watching TV. Dorito rings the door bell and Brooke gets up off the couch and comes to the door. She opens it and gets kinda shocked as she is wearing an orange mini-skirt and a Triangle Breaker t-shirt.

Brooke: Hey, what are you doing here?

Dorito: Uhh, ummm, stalking you? Hehe.

Brooke: HA! That is pretty funny. I guess you were just checking up on me. You do this for every girl you meet?

Dorito: Ehhh-yeah. So you feeling alright?

Brooke: Yeah. How did you get my name and address anyways?

Dorito: Hospital.

Brooke: Well isn't that nice of you? Say, you wanna come in for supper?

Dorito: Don't mind if I do. Say, what's with the Triangle Breaker shirt and orange skirt?

Brooke: Well, orange is my favorite color, and since meeting you at the show, well, you're my new favorite wrestler. What's with the camera man though?

Dorito: Oh, his name is Tony. He's just filming some stuff for NCW. Don't mind him. He's not hungry.

Toby: Actually, if I could just have a...

Dorito: SHUT IT!

Someone from inside the house calls out to Brooke.

Voice: Who's at the door princess?

Brooke: Just my boyfriend Dorito.

Voice: You broke up with Drew?

Brooke: Yeah. Dorito knocked him out at the Christmas Concussion show on sunday. (Whispering) Asshole.

Voice: You inviting him in for supper?

Brooke: Yeah. Come on in honey.

Dorito: Woah, a girlfriend. This is like the best christmas afterall, even if things are a little bit late.

They walk into the house and walk past the piano against the wall and the couch and sit at the table. Brooke's parents and 12 year old sister sit at the table with Dorito as they scarf down into some pizza.

Father: So, I hear you took care of Drew.

Dorito: Yeah.

Father: Well good for you. He was bad news anyways. Hey, you kinda seem familiar. As if I've seen you some place before.

Mother: So you two kids going out tonight?

Brooke: Yeah. We're gonna go see "Dude, Where's My Car", then go over to Ashley's.

Sister: What's the guy with the camera doing here?

Dorito: He's just filming me. Nevermind him.

Mother: Is he hungry?

Toby: ...

Dorito: Of course he isn't. He isn't getting paid to eat, just follow me around.

Father: Why is he following you around?

Brooke: Oh, it's something for school.

Father: What grade are you in?

Brooke: He's a sophmore like me.

Father: Do you follow NCW as well?

Dorito: Yeah, you can say that.

Father: Well, we all do. And I wish more people would follow the Faculty.

Brooke: Dad!

Father: No, I'm serious. They're all about discipline and order, something you can use Brooke. Maybe you'll be able to keep more boyfriends that way.

Brooke: At least they're always happy...

Brooke rubs her foot between Dorito's legs, and he seems kinda happy.

Mother: Oh Benjamin, can't you let the girl have a little bit of fun? I hope that Sonic fellar is alright. I liked seeing him.

Ben(Father): Mildred! That disgusting group D-Generation Y would get annihilated if they faced the Faculty today. Taylor Bridges is the top guy in the company now that there is no world champion.

Sister: What about the Hitmen?

Ben: The Faculty are a cleaner Hitmen, better. Chris Freytag would make an excellent addition. It's not about friendships and trying to win titles, but working together and making the world a better place.

Mildred: Sonic could take Taylor.

Ben: Taylor is the ONLY person to hold both the Television and Intercontinental championship at the same time. That bum brother of Sonic's, Triangle or whatever stupid name, couldn't hold the TV title for a week. And Sonic and Kern had to help Dorito and Matt Helmsley take the tag team titles. You don't like that bum Triangle do you Mr.?

Dorito: Yeah, I do. My favorite wrestler of all time, hehe.

Mildred(Mother): Say, how about some ice cream?

Dorito: Total score!

Sister: Radical.

Dorito: Don't you ever say that again or I swear to god I'll twist your scrawny little neck and BreakWave you into the next millenium.

Sister: Mommy!

Dorito: Just kidding.

Ben: Come on girls, go get your coats. We're going out for ice cream tonight.

The parents and Brooke's sister leave the room and Brooke sticks her hand down Dorito's pants. She strokes him off and only takes a few seconds before he blows his load.

Dorito: That feels so much better when someone else does it. I love you. Will you marry me?

Brooke: Oh you.

Brooke takes her hand out of Dorito's pants, full of white goo. She licks off her fingers, and cleans her hand as her parents come back into the room.

Ben: By the way, what are YOUR plans with my daughter tonight sonny?

Dorito: Well, first I thought that after you guys left, we'd go up to her room and screw each other's brains out.

Ben: WHAT?!!!

Dorito: Then we'll do it in the shower, then on your bed, then probably in the refrigerator, then...

The father tips the table over and pounces onto Dorito, slugging away at his face while the mother and sister join in by stomping away at him. Dorito tries fighting back but it's useless as the father pulls him to his feet and leads him toward the piano. Ben slams Dorito's head against the keys repeatedly, then pulls the door open and throws Dorito to the outside. Brooke is crying and yelling at everyone to stop as the mother screams at her. The camera man is rushed out of the house and the door slammed behind them.

Toby: I think you're screwed.

Dorito: Really? I thought he would've given me some condoms or something and wished me luck.

Toby: Now what?

Dorito: What else is there to do? Simply go to the airport and fly to Tacoma.

They walk toward the car and get in. The camera man turns off the camera and the scene blinks out with the NCW logo flashing with a triangle around it.

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