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No better way to start a day than grabing a mug of joe off the cook stove, throwing on a pair of boots and heading out to the outhouse fer yer morning shit. I fucking love shiting, everything about it, and there is nothing to be rushed. Shiting after all is serious business.

Open the outhouse door and look at all the pictures I got posted all over the place, fucking get a whiff of that good shithouse smell, walk over and drop the back in my unionsuit and sit on the hole, booted legs spread apart, and lean back and make myself comfortable.

My outhouse like most in these parts has reading materal fer ya when you be doin yer business, although myne shall we say a tad more on the audlt side then most. Got er decorated all prety like with pictures of my buds, even keep a few cigars out there, like having a cigar and a shit together, thats a good combo.

Just light up a cheep 'gar and let the smoke fill the old shit house as that big-o-turd works it way out. Dang that makes me all horned up, pull my pecker out and fuckin let the piss fly all over my union suit, into my face and beard - before ya know it, fucking all roded up and fucking shooting a
big-o-load-o-spunk.

Next favorite place to shit is in the woods. Don't mater if I am cuting wood in the back forty or just spending a night outdoors in the sleep sack. When the urge hits, fucking love droping my drawers, squating and droping a load of shit between my fucking boots.

Giving something back to the planet... apeals to my nature loving side.

Best part is don't grab me a handfull-o-leaves or anything like that, leaves great marks and smells in my BVD's.

One of my favorite activites that is. Most of us backwoods types up here have two hole outhouses. On my property there are actuly two a single hole and a double hole. It is mity social to go to the shitter with a bud and drop yer drawers and sit there jawaing abot this and that as you shit. Nobody gets uptight about it, it is just the way that things are. If'n yer bud is already in the shiter it is considered quite proper to just walk in and sit next to him and get on with the business at hand. Ah, we are civilised in these hills.

There is noting hotter and more fucking masculine I think than shaing yer shit with a bud. It is a way to become deeply connected with him. Shiting on a bud is a way to share your inner most self with him. The act its self is great, the feeling, the warmpts, the smells the textures. Fucking hot all of it. Fucking manly to. This again is one of those areas that I feel strongly about. In my opnion real me let it all fly, their shit their piss, their spit and so on, if it feels like comming out when yer getting at it, then fucking let it fly. None of this 'scuse me, gotta piss...