The Prom Everyone is at the prom--Macha and Orcha are at the snack bar. Lazzuly: Did they make that food by themselves? Nikki is up and singing his music. Norris: (looking around) Mmm lively atmosphere. Riddel: Marcy. Go run along and play. Dario and I are going to be chaperoning. Marcy: Like...ok! I'm going to like, talk to big bro. Leena: Norris, I'm glad I went with you. Norris: *blushes* Really now? (she nods) Norris: You don't think I'm too old? Leena: Of course not. Norris: Too old to be your boyfriend? *He winks suggestively* Leena: Oh, Norris! (she giggles) No! You're just perfect for a boyfriend! Norris: Great! Then its official. A glass flies in thier direction. Van is working on the lightboard. Leena:...huh? Serge: YOu two had the nerve to show up! Grrr, I ought to have you fired! Lazzuly: Serge, stop that! Norris: *shrugs* I quit my job and got myself a girlfriend. What do you have? He walks to the drinks to get some for him and Leena. Serge: *seething* That..... (Lazzuly looks at Serge, frowning) Serge: What? Lazzuly:......don't be angry at them, Serge. Serge: Why not? He's a pedophile. Lazzuly: Leave them alone... Serge; *stomps off to the restrooms* (Korcha is in there, crying) Serge: K...Korchat? Korcha: Kid doesn't love me!! Serge: No shit, sherlock. I could have told you that. Korcha: Why not, though? Serge: Cuz you're ugly? (he cries) Korcha: I see we both don't have dates. Serge: Oh man don't be a wuss! Go out there and show her who's boss. My date is Lazz. Korcha: You went with Lazzuly? (he chortles) Serge: She's a nice friend. Besides, popularity, y'know? Gotta be nice to everyone. Korcha: Oh. Sorry... SErge: Anyway I need a marker. (Korcha hands him a marker) Serge: *starts sribbling all over the walls* Hehehe. (Korcha stands back and reads it) Serge: Norris is a pedaphile Korcha: Cha.....aren't you overdoing this? Serge: No. (he shrugs and walks out). Lazzuly and Nikki are talking. Nikki: So Lazz, having a good time? Lazzuly: Not really... Nikki: Sup, why not? *throws back his stringy hair* Lazzuly: My date hasn't even danced with me yet. All he talks about is Leena and Norris. Nikki: *nodding and looking to them* Oh yah, it seems all eyes are on them.... Lazzuly: It's not fair! Nikki: Well....if you want, we could dance ya know. Lazzuly: Alright....thank you, Nikki. Nikki takes her to the dance floor. Norris: *chuckles and sips his drink* Well will you look at that. Leena: Huh? Norris: Lazy and Nikki...heh, she's "fly" dancing. (Leena laughs) Leena: Who do you think will be the prom king and queen? Norris: Hmm I'm not sure. I sure wish it was you and me. Too bad I'm not a s tudent here. Maybe you and I can be best couple at some of the college dances... (she blushes and smiles) Norris: You and Serge are on the ballods Leena: I'll bet Van would know. He was here when the announcers did their rehearsal. Norris: Should I ask? Leena: Let's go ask together. Norris: *takes her hand* Alright. (Van is at the lightboard, dimming the lights when the people on his headset intercom tell him to do so) Norris: Say Van, how's it going? Van: (looks up at them) Oh, Norris....I didn't think you'd be here. Norris: Why not now? I have a date here. Van: I see. I'll bet you're getting a lot of comments. Norris: *tightly smiles* All I care about is my girl. he nods. Leena clings to his shoulder. Norris: *smiles* So I was wondering... Van: Hm? Norris: Who won the prom king/queen deal? Van: (he smiles).....hm...I knew someone would have asked me that sooner or later. Norris: Yeah, who won? Leena: Well...? Van: You'll find out soon enough. (Leena whimpers) Norris: Ohh geez. Is it Serge? Or Korcha perhaps? *snickers* Van: I won't say. Norris: *shrugs* I can wait. I wish it was Leena though. (he nods) Korcha is seen flying across the gym. (Serge exits the bathroom to find Lazzuly off and dancing with Nikki. Serge: GGGGG GAh!!! (she is giggling) Serge: My date!!! Macha: Boy, you need to stop that fussing. Serge: NOOO! SHADDAP YOU LOAD-A-LARD! My date!!! Macha: I don't recall you ever being a very good date to that little lady. Serge: Oh be quiet, you don't know me! And I certainly don't want to know you! (Leena smirks at Serge) Serge: What's so funny? Leena: Nothing... Norris: *smiles* Dance, LEena? Leena: Of course... They go off, leaving Serge totally lonely. the dance ends- Lazzuly goes and sits out on the bleachers) Serge: Ahhh Laz.... Lazzuly: Hm? Serge: Want to dance? Lazzuly: Ah.....Serge....I am sitting this one out. Serge: :-( Awww... Lazzuly: Come sit with me, Sergey. Kid is seen at the punch bowl slurping out of it Korcha: Kid...? Kid: WHAT. Korcha: Want to dance? Kid: *frowns* Put some pants on and maybe I will. Korcha: I AM wearing pants! Kid: Ok just ONE dance! Korcha: YAY! (he dances with her, gleefully) (Riddel is keeping a close eye on Marcy) Marcy: LIke...I'm bored. Riddel: Go play. marcy: Like, so you and Dario could, like do the s-e-x thing that Mel told me about? Riddel: Marcy.....go play. Marcy: LIke..ok...*runs off* Dario is busy stuffing his face. (Van dims the lights as directed- Riddel kisses Dairo) Like...ew...*looks at Glenn* (Glenn is stuffing his face with Viper churros.) Marcy: Like...where's Karsh (Karsh is standing next to the door, guarding) Marcy: *walks to Karsh* Like, make someone do pushups or something. Karsh: Okay. MARCY!!! 20 PUSHUPS! Marcy: Like...no. I'm bored. Karsh: Go play, then. Marcy: Like, where's Zoah? Karsh: I don't know. Zoah: CRUNCH CRUNCH He is eating the trash cans. Van throws him a ball of foil. Zoah: *eats it* THANK YOU. Pip jumps on the table and starts lapping up the punch. Karsh frowns at it and dunks it in holding him down with his hand. Pip drowns in the punch bowl. Van: This is boring... Nikki: I agree. Shall I pl ay some music? Van: Please.... Nikki grabs his guitar and begisn to play that metal music, marilyn Manson style. Korcha is seen flying across the gym Korcha: But I loveCHAAAAAA!! (the principal walks to the stage) Principal: Hello, ladies and gentlemen....now, we announce the King and Queen of the prom! Norris: Finally...this thing is a drag! Principal: The winner is..... Serge: ME! (suddenly, Dark Serge drops from the disco ball in the ceiling) DSerge: Atta' boy! Serge: It's...me!!! Norris pulls out his gun Norris: You!! DSerge: Ah, ha ha ha! (he goes around and knocks everything over- even the lightboard- the room goes dark) All the girls scream and Norris fires at the ceiling, shooting a few balloons. Nikki: Don't!! You'll hurt someone! (Lazzuly screams) Serge: You killed my date! You bastard! Poshul *mouth foaming* What'th going on? Did thomeone thpontaniouthly combutht? Lazzuly: I'm not dead. (it is pitch black and Leena is looking for Norris) Poshul: *tugging Leena's dress* Leena! Leena: Not now, Poshul. DSerge: Ah, ha ha! PoshuL: *whimpers* I'm tho th-cared! (DSerge punches out Riddel). Poshul runs up to DSerge and tries to attack. Dario *claps* Thanks dude, now I can eat!!! DSerge: The beautiful Riddel is ALL MINE now1 Ha ha ha ha ha! Dario: *taps DSerge* Say.... DSerge: Huh? Dario: Are you allergic to peanuts? DSerge: No... Dario: Oh ok. Then you may not take Riddel. DSerge: You can't stop me! Riddel: Save me, Dario. Kid: Oii! I can!! *grabs Korcha and tosses him at Dserge. Kid: heheheh take that!! DSerge: Well, hey......is this a naked girl...? UGH!!! Pip rolls into a ball and slams itself against DSerge. DSerge: AH! Enough! (he grabs Leena) I'm out of here! Norris: Nooo!!!! *shoots Dserge* (he is struck in the ankle as he goes back up the ceiling) Norris shoots like crazy (DSerge and Leena are gone after that) Norris falls to his knees almost sobbing. Norris: MY LEENA... the emergency lights flicker on- the gym is a mess) Serge: Holy mother.... Lazzuly: What happened? Nikki: Man!! Who invited DSerge anyway? He's definatley not rockin. Van: Serge? Serge: *mouth open* Not me!! Van: You seem to understand him the best....can you think of a reason why he would appear? Serge: Hmmm...(sarcastically) well why else do bad guys appear dummy! They just do! Just to cause havoc on innocent people! Lazzuly: I don't know... Serge: Well...Norris is dispatching the police. We'll find her. Mikki starts crying Leena has been dumped in the bushes outside of school) DSerge: Ah, you're ugly anyway. I'm going to the grocery store to steal the carpet steamer. (he laughs darkly and disappears) Inside the gym... Norris: *kicks over the punch table* DAMNIT! The punch falls all over Riddel, ruining her dress. Riddel: *snooty* Watch it you dork! (Van looks at the destroyed lightboard) Van: Norris, calm down. Norris: I will not!! *grabs Pip, who miraculously survived and tosses him into the basketball hoop--scoring a point. Pip starts whimpering. Lazzuly: Oh, Sergey! This is horrible! Serge: Youo're telling me!! I haven't had but one or two dances tonight and no one has acknowledged me yet as "Prom King"! Kid stomps all over Korcha Kid: It's all you're fault!!! Korcha: (grabs her foot) GotCHA!!! Kid: Oiii let me the bloody hell go! (Leena walks back in, muddy) Leena: Hmm... Serge: Leena!!!!!!!!! (He runs to greet her) Leena: Norris! Norris gets up and runs to her. Norris: Leens!! Where were you?? (Leena hugs him, ignoring Serge's open arms. Serge: *walks off* Don't mind me...I'm just fine. (Lazzuly follows him) Leena: He dumped me outside! Norris: *hugs her tight* Leens...I was so worried... Bright Lutianna: Leena: Me too... Norris: *starts to get sappy* Ahhh Leena...I...*SOB* Marcy: Like, where did, like, DSerge go? Van: Probably the store to steal the carpet steamers. Serge: How do you know? Van: (shrugs) Serge: Well this thing was a disaster... Van: I guess we can go home now... Principal: Wait.....don't you want to know who the prom king and queen are? Norris: Yes! And then I'm going to ask Leena to marry me! Right in front of everyone. Serge's jaw drops Nikki's make up falls off. Principal:......the Prom King and Queen are...... (she opens her envelope) Kid: Oii....me and Serge, me and Serge... Principal: BUNNY BABETTE AND HANK THOMPSON! (a cheerleader skank and football player walk to the stage) Leena:.....!!! Serge:.....I'm the most popular boy in school and even I don't know who they are! Bunny: You're a dork, that's why! Hank: Daaahh.....Abercrombie and Fitch? Serge: *kicks Hank* you're that guy who works at the flower shop!! Hank: Huh huh, shrimp. (he kicks Serge across the room, and Serge slams against the wall, squashing Pip. Pip: Oh pew... Principal: Now the couple will dance! Van: Hm. he picks up Pip, who lives with him and walks outside) Norris: Ugh, god, that couple is uglier than kid and korcha.