Welcome to Norm Goldblatt's
Comedy Website
109s and 109s
Favorite conjecture: N=N* fp ne fl fi fc fL
Favorite Female Physics Nobel Laureate: Marie Curie (she's a Hottie)
Favorite equation: df=(v/c)*f Favorite cereal: Grapenuts
Favorite word in Morse Code: hashish
Favorite movie: Office Space Favorite drug: Ritalin Favorite Element: Lithium
Favorite drink: Short Pull Triple Espresso
Norm performs all over the San Francisco Bay Area at nightclubs, comedy clubs, corporate events, private parties and fundraisers. His humor touches on technology, science, politics, and the human condition. His quips were quoted regularly by the late great Herb Caen in the San Francisco Chronicle and his jokes are heard on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. You can spot his 'wisdom' in SF Chron. Leah Garchik's column as well as the Bruce Bellingham's column in the SF Northside Magazine.North SF Bulletin and the prestigious Journal of Irreproducible Results Born with Asociotechnophelia, he redirected the ravaging effects of this disease toward developing skills as a physicist, teacher, engineer and entertainer. Norm's philosophy is that everyone wants to feel smart, and his material will make you feel that way. Let him exercise your right AND left brain. You'll be surprised how much you really learned at school. He has two head positions- towards the stars and towards his shoes but get him onstage and power him with a spotlight and his laser gaze will entrance you and have you exclaiming,
Hey! I know a LOT of stuff!!
NOT for geeks only!!
Coming Up
2009
Jan 14 Rooster T. Feathers
Science Comedy with Brian Malow and Norm Goldblatt. This is the third performance of the wildly popular Night of Science and Technology Humor, unique to Silicon Valley and enjoyed by students, scientists, thinkers and specialists in All or No Discipline. Not to be missed. Last shows were sold out early in both Sunnyvale and San Francisco, so make your reservations online or by phone. It's coming up soon!
Jan 24 "Dinner and a Laugh" Sharp Park Restaurant
Feb 4 Punchline with Tim Lee
Feb 11, Villa Roma, Redwood City
Feb 17 Throckmorton Theater- Mark Pitta and Friends
Feb 21 Darwin Celebration- Bad Science Festival
March 5 Rooster T Feathers with Don McMillan
Mar 7 Los Altos Live
March 10 Stanford Alumni Center
May 6, Cadence Design (private)
May 28 Mission Coffee, Fremont
June 7 Bunjo's Comedy Club
June 16 Cafe Scientifique
June 20 Bunjo's Comedy Club
July 5 Bunjo's Comedy Club Clean Comedy Show
Check back for future performances. May I have the pleasure of performing for your corporate event, party, fundraiser?
For bookings or further information, email us
December 2007Performances
New Jew Review, Throckmorton Theater, Mill Valley, Dec.15
January 2007 Performances
Stanford Graduate Community Center, Stanford University, Special Science Humor Night,
March 2007 Performances
Rolling Hills Country Club, March 16
October 2007
Rolling Hills Country Club
November 2007
Stanford Graduate Community Center
December 2007
Pleasanton Hotel
Throckmorton Theater
2008
Jan 28 Laughing Liberally with Marga Gomez
Feb 28 Red Rock
Feb 29 Berkeley Spuds
Mar 19 Pleasanton Hotel
April 8 Improv San Jose
April 30 Cadence Corporate
Arpil 30 Blue Rock Shoot
May 3 Berkeley Relay For Life
May 8 Stanford Graduate Community Center
June 30 Stanford Graduate Community Center
July 3 Improv San Jose with Tim Lee
July 9 Blue Rock Shoot
July 25 Berkeley Spuds
July 30 Blue Rock Shoot
August 6 Blue Rock Shoot
Aug 10 Improv with Don Mcmillan
Aug 11 Punchline with Brian Malow
Aug 26 Improv Comedy Competition
Sept 17 Stanford Graduate Community Center
Oct 20 Red Rock
Oct 22 Rooster T Feathers
Nov 1 Stanford Wonderfest 2008
Nov 2 Berkeley Wonderfest 2008
Nov 7-11 Rooster T Feathers with Andrew Norelli, Dave Burleigh and Robert Mac
Dec 10 Cal Sci Institute Fundraiser with Brian Malow
Dec 11 DCM Corporate
Dec 20 Private Birthday Party
Dec 23,24 Chopshticks- with Gary Gulman
Other Recent Performances
Tommy T's, Pleasanton
Sunnyvale Library Einstein Series
Clean Comedy Night at the Blue Rock Shoot Saratoga
The Three Wiseguys, Saratoga
Other Performances:
Forsight Nanotechnology Institute Annual Meeting,
Center for Informed Food Choices-Naturally Funny Comedy Show,
Rooster T Feathers, The Improv, Catch a Rising Star
IEEE Management Seminar,
Chopshticks Comedy Night 2002, 2003, 2004,2007,2008
Autism Association Comedy in the Park
Doug Ferrari's Java Beach Comedy Showcase,
Blue Rock Shoot End of Year Blowout 2003,
Etz Chayim Purim Spiel, Santana Row Comedy al Fresco, Reno Sands Just For Laughs Comedy Club,
Santa Cruz Crows Nest, Gaslighter Theater Sunday Funnies
The Improv San Jose with Don McMillan
San Francisco Comedy Competition 2003
Best of San Francisco Comedy Competition- Little Fox Theater
Tsunami Fundraiser The Quake 940
Caroline's New York City
Gotham Comedy Club (Seminar)
The Improv San Jose with Jeff Dunham
Mark Pitta and Friends, Throckmorton Theater
Links to my favorite fellow geek comics
Brian Malow Don McMillan Wayne Cotter
Links to my favorite geeks
Steve Roberts Marvin Minsky James Van Allen
Link to my favorite harmless IDIOT!!!
Link to my favorite cruel heartless IDIOT!!
