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Hello!� Welcome to our page.� For your convinience, we've done nothing.  For those of you that actually read this, we applaud you!� Warning: we are insane, wacky, hyper, insomniatic devils with too much time on our hands.� We may talk in third person.� We may use words seen in no dictionary.� Believe it or not, we've done weirder things.� Don't be alarmed, that can come later.� Maybe we were hyper as we were creating this page.� We honestly can't tell the difference anymore.�
We're not that bright, so don't e-mail us about roket syense.� Its a waste of your time, and you might end up creating something like this.� Are you sure you want that to happen?� And for your information, we prefer weird, not strange.�
By the way, if you see the word "Dealio", we"re very sorry.� That's Meli.� If we seem incredibly pathetic when it comes to television, or really anything, we're very sorry.� That's Katie.� If we lie, we're not that sorry.� That's just who we are.� If you feel like you can't trust us, well congratulations!� Good judgment.
We'll try to update this site weekly, but try to keep in mind that it takes a lot of time and effort to pretend to have a life.� If you don't understand something from our site (our weirdness, for example), let's face it.� You're normal.� You'll never understand.�
The only thing you won't see here is swearing.� It's a family Website, DAMMIT!� Oh, another lie.� That one just slipped out.
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