WHEN JO AND DEZ WERE BORED. THEY FOUND AN OLD KEYBOARD, A SAW,
SOME NOIZY GAME, A TAPE RECORDER... AND A GUITAR!
...THEN EVERYONE KNEW THAT JO COULD DO VERY HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS KINDA LIKE (even alot worse than) A GIRL!... CASTRATED SCREAMS!
JO, DEZ (and NICK for a few songs) [the line-up always changes anyway]
DID A FIRST DIY TAPE CALLED ''NUMBA WON'' AND IT REALLY SUCKED...
WE SOLD FEW COPIES OF IT TO SOME SUCKERS ANYWAY!
SO, AS THE TIME GOES BY, WE DEFECATE... OR LET'S SAY WE RECORD MORE SHIT...
NO REFUND IS AN EXTREME AND FUNNY ''IMPROV'' BAND THAT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE BUT SOLD TAPES ANYWAY!...