Because Cort and Josh have always been really mean to me and my friends! They are ugly, evil, stupid muggles! And, to make matters worse, Cort asked me out 3 times! EEWWW.....
*grins evilly* well, ok.....i think they are gonna end up marrying eachother! yes, they are disgusting vile creatures because Cort looks like a cross between an owl and a beaver, and Josh looks like an elephant's butt with freckles and a hat. =D In otherwords, their uglyness is perfect for eachother!
