ONE LINERS
Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don't put a question mark where Yah put a period.
Exercise daily. Walk with the savior!
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Give Yah what's right, not what's left!
Give preversion an inch and it'll be a ruler.
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Yah doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Yah grades on the cross, not the curve.
Yah promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
Having Truth decay? Brush up with Revelation Knowledge!
He who angers you, controls you!
He who is good at making excuses, is seldom good for much
else.
He who kneels before Yah, can stand before anyone!
Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming
back.
Most people want to serve Yah, but only in an advisory capacity.
Never give a lie a ride! It will always want to drive!
He who kneels before Yah, can stand before anyone!
Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming
back.
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Question and Anser section.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out=
a little prophet.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of Yah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews"
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
"Pray" is a four letter word that you can use anywhere.
Prayer ! - Don't give Yah instructions - just report for
duty!
The Will of Yah will never take you to where the Grace of
Yah will not protect you.
To be almost saved, is to be totally lost.
We set the sail; Yah makes the wind.
Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
Hint: When facing the Son, you see no shadows.
His Glory and Grace = your peace in the "race".
Yah loves to answer knee-mail!
Yah wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
Dear Yah, I have a problem, it's Me.
Growing old is inevitable... growing UP is optional.
There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.
Do the math... count your blessings.
Faith is the ability to not panic.
Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.
If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
As a child of Yah, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.
Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
The most important things in your house are the people.
When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. Yah wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.
A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.
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