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1. Blink182[Rebel] From Clan Rebelion & sum other fag Getting ownd by 1 man.

2. Clan_Steel redefining the words n00bs, fags, and of course pussies Part-I

3. Clan (N) gets fucked, and annihilated

4. fbi WARNING REPORT

5. When Clan Allies Go Bad

6. Clan_Steel: redefining the words n00bs, fags, and of course pussies Part-II (The Final Chapter)

7. NORAD/WSLz/WGA vs Clan TDO (Intruder(OD) suckz)

1. ~Blink182[Rebel] From Clan Rebelion & sum other fag Getting ownd by 1 man~

Now, when clan rebelion became 1 of our bitches, i didnt remember i had this repaly, I only discoverd this after a long hard time of boredom and I started looking at repalys of me kicking azz like alwayz, when i saw that White(Z) over @ bottom right of the map had the "[Rebel]" tag, the tag is 2 show other people that they belong 2 a clan of fags that like 2 have orgies without protection, I'm using my Crash0verride name in this, the story goes like this: I was bored and couldnt find any games, so i decided to join this game, A 3vs1 comp game, any1 with a functional brain knows that those 2 lozers in there were going BS, but since im ME i knew i could ezily take those 2 and 6 comps at the same time so i decided 2 kill em all. I join and this fag i 4get his name is banning basterds over and over and thats when i say "Waiting for your friend huh", he responds "DuR U nO DeYz JoO LeaVin, HARDY HAR hAr HaR", my bullshit meter was obviusly detecting that bullshit right there so i just sit there unitl, DUN DUN DUN, Blink182[Rebel] joins the game. And to my surprise he didnt ban him, so i knew it was his little bs/sex partner, and the game started. I start playing knowing whats gona kum but i i dun take em seriusly cuz I CANT LOSE, i never lose on my Crash name, so then as soon as the comp is getting ownd by rebel or after its killed i dun remeber and it doesnt really matter, ORANGE, also Zerg sends lings and im wacthing him then the lings enters my base and i say "yawn..." but i still dun unally him cuz he sucks and i wana give him a lil time 2 do sum damage so when he starts 2 atack me i unally own his lings, i build up, i take my sweet time. O yeah as soon as he started attackin me orange said "HAHAHAHA UR THE 5th PERSON I BSED MAUADBJFGVBKJFBJSNHB" a tru idiot, from that moment on i knew i could win this with my eyes closed so i took my sweet time, didnt bother upgrading i think, then i went and ownd rebel cuz he was pissin me off just sitting there being stupid thinkin i dun no hes part of the bs, so when he finally unallies me, I go kill him and it was VERY ez, the idiot is zerg and i kill him wit dts... wtf, a true newb, I wouldn't be surprised if the guy was the co-leader of clan lick balls, i mean rebelion, so yeah after he LEAVES, cuz only fags, cowards, and morons leave when they start getting ownd, if he had honor or skill he would of fought 2 the last drone, and waited 2 be eliminated, but he dindt makin him a pussy, then after he leaves orange the fag leaves the game like a scared pussy also, and i win, DUH!
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2. ~Clan_Steel redefining the words n00bs, fags, and of course pussies, part 1~ *ScreenShots Included*

Clan_Steel is a very gay clan, anyone who knows what the difference between a newbie and a n00bie, has eyes, and has a good sense of common sense can see the Steel_Outlaw and Steel_Chaos are n00bie fags, and since outlaw being co-leader of this fag clan must mean that every1 must be as stupid as him, or not w/e doesnt matter. So it all began when i was sittin in my channel being bored like always when i see Outlaw asking RollerGirl to join Clan_Steel, from then on i knew this guy must be a desperate nerd who can only interact with women on B.net. Then he says if u want to join whisper me "Ladie", So me being the bored person i am whisperd him "Ladie", then to my surprise the idiot starts trying to insult me, wtf, who does this idiot think he is? It's like saying if you want some Geometry help just say help and when u say help he starts telling u ur a fag and needs to learn how to treat ladies. So then i go into his gay clan channel, Op Clan_Steel, i just guessed that was his channel and i was right, so i go in there, and he continues his gibberish, so then stuff hapends and the day ends. The next im on b.net being bored, so i join his channel again and to my amazement T260 was there, so i knew they must be fucking each other, bush&eggs + steel, sick... So yeah T260 was bein his retarded self so then outlaw asked me if iwanted 2 join the clan so i said yes, and then he told me 2 go to channel Op Steel_Outlaw and wait 4 him, so i waited til lhe went then iwent and he starts his gibberish again, He tells me what i need to do 2 join:

So im acting dumb and like a newbie.

So then I'm bored of typing so ima just show u all the screenshots...



Then i ask him 4 help...



Yeah then after i killed 2 comps i attacked him and ownd him, then he ran away like a pussy.
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Then the next day or something i played Steel_Chaos, i was in their channel and he told me 2 get out, so i challenged him 2 a game and he accepted unlike outlaw where i even offered him up-2 2 allies and me by myself, 3vsme and he still pussied off, he msut of been scared shitless after that glimpse of my awsome power in our last game, i didnt even try very hard... So yeah back to Chaos he makes an UMS, wut a lozer he's obviusly scared 2 ruin his 17-7 record, lol. I own him, he leaves like outlaw did last game cuz hes a pussy, then before i can even press Victory, he loggs of b.net in shame, stupid n00bs, lol. DownLoad Replay(Chaos)

3. ~Clan (N)ecromancer gets killed 4 jacking (N) tag~

So yeah i was looking 4 a game while being bored, and i c a clan recrutment game for clan necromancer or whatever the hell its called, i dont really care. So i get in then i c these dude with the (N) tag, obviusly the (N) tag is the tag 4 the legendary clan Norad so i ask him about his clan and about that tag, but he just acts stupid then some guy komes, then we start game. It was me vs the other guy, and who ever won, gets into the clan. Most newbie clans always have tryouts like that, or they just play a comp stomp and if you survive u get 2 join. So yeah, i wasn't sure if the guy was actually good so i just built up without worrying about him, my goal was to kill this (N) fag so i go and attack him then the cursing starts then he runs away like a pussy and he takes the other guy along with him. Moral of story is, I cant lose, well at least to a human at least... grrr... Those acursed comps. Oh yeah, so the clan dies, then I jack his name. The End.
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4. ~FBI warning~

So i was just lookin into my bot while duin sum hw overseeing the breeding grounds of idiots, aka battle.net, when i saw this guy say sumtin that reminded me of something.

[7:14:38 PM] ****FBI WARNING REPORT**** ASSAULTS ARE BEING COMMITTED THROUGH BATTLE NET BY PEDOPHILES. PEDOPHILES ARE LURING YOUNG CHILDREN INTO CLANS IN ATTEMPT TO ESTABLISH A BOND AND TRUST, THEN IN EFFORT TO COAX YOUNG CHILDREN INTO

Hmm... Let your imagination finish his words... I guess Clan_steel is going to be up against the fbi... or w/e

5. ~The LW and Steel alliance crumbles~

So Clan LW(Last Warriors) and Steel made an alliance and that is not good because LW is a very big, powerful, and scarry clan that is very scary indeed. It would take the WSLz Krew like 5 months to take down this powerhouse clan, who the FUCK! has 5 months to kill a fukin something, and it would take work to kill them, it wouldn't be fun, so yeah... Since there was a chance that clan LW would help out steel on the verge of their destruction, we had to do something about it. So i took the time to do something both fun AND productive or unproductive, w/e. I got on the LW forums and spammed under Clan Steel's Leader's name proclaiming the awsome might of the WeSt SiDe LoCoZ. Lets c what happend afterwards...




LOLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. ~Clan_Steel redefining the words n00bs, fags, and of course pussies, Part 2~ *ScreenShots Included*

YAY, finally the gay menace has been annihilated. It didn't even require any work at all.


The End
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. ~Clan TDO Owned~

DarkStarWalker, HexOverride, Intruder(OD), and sum other guy who i cant remember his name against 4 TDO clan members. This was more of a 3 vs 4 game due to the fact that Intruder(OD) had his head in his ass the whole game. TDO gets ownd and bitch slapped just like all the other basterds that tried to mess with us. It was an ok game i guess, very n00bish, and there was a shyt load of lag in it thx to Bob.
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Work in Progess (Updated: 6-25-04)