Mike - [[email protected]] - women, leave him alone, he is trying to keep you away; can't you tell from the burns?

James - [unavailable] - he's a slacker, has the internet but will not get a darn email address so we can stalk him more efficiently.

Billy - [[email protected]] - probably won't talk to you unless you're female, but it's worth a try.

Kyle - [[email protected]] - no, he will not tell you the secret of his insane facial hair, but he may talk to you.