sointoyou: hi are you in the mood for some kissin and ah huggin

famousactrss: um no

famousactrss: I don't even get how you'd achieve such a task

sointoyou: thats where you have to have a good imangination

famousactrss: Well, I know I have a good imagination. Not sure about an "imangination" though... sounds a little far-fetched.

sointoyou: wanna try it

famousactrss: Try what?! Explain to me what I'd be trying.

sointoyou: phone sex without the phone

famousactrss: Well, it wouldn't be phone sex then now would it?

sointoyou: so imagine i am giving you a body rub using only my tongue

famousactrss: Well, that wouldn't be a body rub... it would be a body lick down. And I don't feel like imagining this right now. I'd rather imagine being on the Dr. Phil show talking about your impotence.

sointoyou: what makes you think im impotent, bend over and i will ram it in you really hard, then tell my im impotent

famousactrss: I can just tell... I got the vibes... and Oprah told me.

sointoyou: fuck oprah and dr phil

famousactrss: Well, I'm not bisexual.. so really, I can only fuck Dr. Phil... though some say Oprah is a robot.

sointoyou: do you like to fuck, whats your fav position

famousactrss: Well, when I used to play baseball, I played 1st and batcatcher... Now that I play soccer, I prefer goalie and forward.

sointoyou: ok little girl, cya

famousactrss: Bye bye impotent man!
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