famousactrss: allo
matins03: how do you do? how is life with you
famousactrss: How do I do what? Well, life doesn't live with me anymore... She got really mad and threw my pottery out the window... So that's when I got even! I burned her Pilates tapes!
matins03: how are you coping with life?
famousactrss: Well, it's true.. I am coping with her. She can be such a bitch sometimes... Always running around naked... letting everything roam "free"... Hey, I'd pay for her to put some clothes on.
matins03: You find it easy?
famousactrss: She is easy... yeah... in one week, she slept with 15 guys... 15! And didn't give any to me... not even the one legged pirate who only spoke in tongues.
matins03: Will you be my friend?
famousactrss: Friend... you don't want to be friends with me... Life wouldn't like that much. She's a little dominatrix.
matins03: famous. you are not talkking to me, why
famousactrss: "Talkking"? Woah! Slow down there! I just started talking to you... "Talkking" is a whole other story!
matins03: pls talk to me coolly
famousactrss: Coolly? Hmm... I'll try. It's so cold outside! The snow is stinging and the kids are making snow angels! It's a tundra out there!
matins03: can you help me?
famousactrss: Help?