absolutactrss: uhh... mayday... mayday... Danger Will Robinson... that's none of your damn business!
I will be there: I can give you the enormous joy
absolutactrss: Enormous eh? Like an elephant? Elephants NEVER forget... NEVER!
I will be there: I lick pussy very well
absolutactrss: Well... I don't think you need to do that. Cats have tounges designed for that type of thing. You doing that for them probably makes them feel violated... shame shame... *waging finger*
I will be there: All I do its for you. To see you happy to make you happy. Cause you know I was born to make you happy. :)
absolutactrss: You were? *pondering* You know what makes me happy? Clowns! Would you dress up like a clown and do a silly dance for me while honking your nose?
I will be there: I can die for you I can be clone for you
I will be there: clown
absolutactrss: A clone eh? We'd have to go to Quebec for that. Which is great because the drinking age is 18 so we can get hammered.
absolutactrss: Ohh... Clown... Well, that's not as fun as the clone. Wait a minute! We could... CLONE CLOWNS!
I will be there: lol, you seemed to be an interesting one... I guess you nick is absolute correct
absolutactrss: No... It's absolut actress.
I will be there: You are just like actress I guess you might be a clown. Cause clown is also acter. ehehe
absolutactrss: I'm a clown? WHO TOLD YOU? I burried that past along with Bob Saget... I mean... *cough*
I will be there: female clown
absolutactrss: Female clown? When I used to go to the speakeasy, the female clowns would bring me my bourbon... oh... sweet Georgia brown.
I will be there: any way, I can be clown for you cause you might need need one for you to assist you in your play absolute actress
absolutactrss: No... no plays. Just clown cloning for now... You've convinced me that I've been wasting my life trying to act for a living... The real money is in cloning clowns and selling them at cheap rates! I hear Fergus needs some.
I will be there: and this world is a stage everybody is here leading a clown life many comes and become past
absolutactrss: The world is an oyster and you're humping the shell...
I will be there: LOL
absolutactrss: I hear that president Bush needs some cloned clowns... Wait a minute... He is one... my bad...
I will be there: I think President bush like clowns very much for he need clones of clown not the original one might be afraid of losing original copy
absolutactrss: Yeah... or the clones becoming Al Gore... Al Gore is a sexy bitch, eh? Would you lick him up and down?
I will be there: I know of clones clown Al Gore and the clowns he cloned clown
absolutactrss: Hm... *scanning for coherent sentence structure... FAILING FAILING.... OVERLOAD OVERLOAD... CRAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHH*
I will be there: LOL
absolutactrss: Well, at least you can laugh at yourself... YOU CLONED CLOWN YOU! I know your dirty secret...
I will be there: Yeah I guess correct iam dirty secret of you that you disguise from your mom and pa... You guessed correct
absolutactrss: I disguise from my mom and "pa"? Oh no! You found out my hick past as well? You're like an LPD officer or something! Scary!
absolutactrss: Guess what? You make out with old folks... You like 'em tall, slim, and geriatric. Oh no! I must depart! The clones are going out of control! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *fin*