Nooobody: No
AbsolutActrss: Your info says that you're 58
Nooobody: I,m 59
AbsolutActrss: LOL... regardless, I'm 18. May I ask why you're messaging me?
Nooobody: Why Not Wanna Be My Friend?
AbsolutActrss: Uhhhhhhhhhhh... not too sure there. Not too sure why you want or need an 18 year old friend...
Nooobody: Why Not?
AbsolutActrss: Because some would think it to be odd.
Nooobody: No
AbsolutActrss: Uhhh, yes. Believe me. A lot of people would think it's weird.
Nooobody: No Its Not Werid At All
AbsolutActrss: I'm not saying it is, but some would think it to be. Regardless whether you think it is or not, you're lucky I responded. If you had messaged some of my friends, most probably wouldn't have responded.
Nooobody: Look There,s Nothing Werid Or Wrong At All With Me Talking Too You Ok
AbsolutActrss: I'm just saying that some would think there is. You need to calm down. And that should have been "to" not "too".
Nooobody: Anyway Will You Be My Friend?
AbsolutActrss: Well, I can't make a promise like that right now considering I have no clue who the hell you are.
Nooobody: I,m Nooobody
AbsolutActrss: that makes sense... *not*... You can't be someone's friend without explaining who you ACTUALLY are.
Nooobody: I Like Listenening To Heavy Metal Music How About You?
AbsolutActrss: I listen to pretty much anything. Not a huge fan of heavy metal though.
Nooobody: You Like Listening To Usher,Nelly,B2k,Bangles,And All Saints I Do?
AbsolutActrss: Hmm... B2K is not bad. Usher is ok. Nelly is ok. Not sure about the Bangles... And All Saints haven't been listened to for about 4 years.
Nooobody: You Like Water Skiing,And Swimmung I Do?
AbsolutActrss: Uhhh... Never have water skiied. Swimming is fun though.
Nooobody: I Have Shoulder Length Brown Long Curly Hair,A Mustache I Also Have Brown Eyes
AbsolutActrss: All that hair in just a mustache??? You make Santa look like a member of the Village People. I have red eyes... Doctor says it's because I'm Albino. *sigh* I long for the days of youth again...
Nooobody: I Weigh 201 Pounds ,I,m 5 foot 12
AbsolutActrss: I weigh 450 pounds... and I'm 4'11".
Nooobody: You Dieting To Loose Weight?
AbsolutActrss: No, I find gorging myself is much more fun. Right now, I'm eating half of a leftover cheesecake.
Nooobody: I Don,t Understand Explain?
AbsolutActrss: I AM EATING A CHEESECAKE RIGHT NOW. EATING IS MORE FUN THAN DIETING! Open your ears.
Nooobody: Ok Ok You Don,t Have To Shout i,m Not Deaaf. Is It Cherry Cheesecake?
AbsolutActrss: Oddly enough, being deaf doesn't matter on a computer considering that you're reading typing.
*DUHHHHHHHHHHH What's a battle?*
*Did he say what's a battle?*
*Uhhh no... He said what's that rattle... It could be coming from the heating ducts*
NO! It's STRAWBERRY! CHERRIES SUCK BIG FAT ASS! My big fat ass! Strawberries are the best fucking berry in the world! Don't make fun of strawberries! DON'T MAKE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nooobody: With Whip Cream On Top?
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AbsolutActrss: No! The whip cream is on my boobs! My big fat 100 pound boobs!!!!
Nooobody: I,m Going To Eat Dinner Now I,ll Talk To You Later Ok?
AbsolutActrss: NO, you probably won't... bye.