• 20/06/05 - Ugliest People 2005•

Trashy magazines. I keep reading them in 5 minute intervals between REAL activities and more often than not, i'm filled with an intense need to vomit. But more speciffically, the 'most beautiful people' lists have gotten on my nerves. I don't know who picks the people who appear on these lists, or what kind of medication they're on, but i CAN tell you that my list is far superior. I call it

NICKS UGLIEST PERSON 2005!
In no particular order

Fergie what the hell is wrong with this chicks face? It looks like someone has worked her over with a wrench, then dipped her head first into a vat of liquid plastic. She almost looks like shes about to sprout horns. I can't in any way understand how any guy....or girl could ever find this thing attractive. I proclaim her to be Pug-Fugliness in the flesh!

Others who deserve a mention for being hideous freaks who should be locked away from the rest of the world....for everyones sake include...

Paris Hilton skanked up, lazy eyed tart!	Donatella Versace I'm speechless....the picture speaks for itself

Just to balance everything out, and so u leave without a bitter taste in your...um....eyes, heres a picture of a cool person who everyone loves!