How �bout an anonymous fanfic?
(Scene: Duo is hungry�)
(Duo) How much longer�?? *~*
(Hilde) I�m home!!^-^* Now what do you want for dinner beans on toast? Fish fingers? Hamburgers? Steak?
(Duo) Steak!! YEAH!! ^_______^ (Please)
(Hilde) I�ll go cook then..! ^-^* [aww� He�s cute when he�s hungry!]
(Duo) *Sings* Oh Hilde! You came and you made me a stakey!
(Hiiro) Hi.
(Duo) Who�s that for?
(Hiiro) The cake? no-one touches the cake! Now where�s the candle?
(Duo) *Sings* And Hiiro you came and you brought me a Cakey!
(Hiiro) You touch that Cakey, that�s a big mistakey!
(Quatre) Hi! ^-^ We�re back!
(Trowa) Got the Toffees.
(Duo) SWEETS?? Aaahhhh please let me have one?? 0-0
(Hilde) ahh won�t that ruin your appitite?
(Hiiro) Figure more like.
(Duo) HEY! I�m still good lookin�! O-O;;;
(Wufei) Hi You WEAK ONNAS! Hows it goin�?
(Hilde) WEAK?
(Duo) ONNA??
(H,Q+T) DITTO!!
(Wufei) Well you know what they say� Grasp the truth!
(Duo) GGGRRRRR�..
(Wufei) Pastries�
(Duo) Not You Too� >_<
(Duo) FEED ME!!!!!
(Scene: Duo is STILL hungry� umm HOWS Wufei?)
(Wufei) [WEAK]
(Wufei) [ONNA]
(Wufei) [JUSTICE]
(Duo) Hi Wufei.
(Wufei) WHERE IS NATAKU?????? O~O*
(Duo) in the back yard
(Nataku) *Waves, then holds up a sign saying�* Yes Wufei?
(Wufei) Can I talk with you again?
(Nataku) Ahhh I new you Hadn�t got Mewtwo First addition! .\_/.
(Wufei) �I wanted Omastar original actually�
(Duo) POKE�MON CARDS????????????????????????????
(Duo) I I�m hungry�
(Hilde) Dinner�s Ready!
(Trowa) why cook Duo food?
(Hilde) I�m his housewife! ^-^
(Trowa) �����.
(Hilde) Gather round� (This is my first dinner party and I want it to go well�) Here a piece each!
(Duo) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(Hiiro)�
(Duo) Why aren�t you eating�And why is everyone staring at me??(especially Hilde that creeps me out�)
(Hilde) [Eat up Cute little husband� HEHEHEH!] ^-^
(Duo) O-O;;;;;;;;;;; Uuumm Don�t stare please�
(Hiiro) Sorry can�t eat this�
(Wufei) � You see�
(Trowa)� I�ts so�
(Quatre) Bad for you�re Diets Huh? Well I�ll Eat it thank you!! [she means no harm you should eat it too�]
(Trowa) �Kay.
(Hiiro) Just a little�
(Wufei) ONNAS! Always making fatty foods!
(Hilde) [That�s it! EAT! Good�]
(Scene: Duo fell asleep from bein� uhhh Sleepy? Oh(Thanks Wufei) How�s weak?)
(Duo) �SNORE�
(Hiiro) Let�s draw on him!
(Duo) O*Ds%g, (His face)
(Hiiro) That�s better!
(Hilde) AAAAAGGGHHH�. He was so pretty a minute ago! O-o;
(Scene: Lets take a nap Huh? That�s what you get from sleepin� Huh?)
(Duo) YAAAAAWWWNNN! GAH! HIIRO! I�LL GET YOU!
(Quatre) Here Wash your face.
(Duo) Where�s Trowa? And everyone else? And why�re ya up here?
(Quatre) Oh it�s my birthday and they�re preparing a surprise party! Nice huh?
(Duo) [AAAAAAGGGHHH I FORGOT! I�m DEAD! He said VERY clearly that I was to get the present!] Yes it�s nice but I gotta go!
(Quatre) Don�t forget your money!
(Duo) D�OH!
(Scene:Downstairs)
(Hiiro) Wufei the streamers Diagonally from the right! Hey Don�t Write Nataku!
(Hiiro) Trowa did you prepare the trip?
(Trowa) Yup! We�re Goin� to the circus!
(Hiiro) Food�s Sorted, Trip�s sorted, Decoration sorted. I hope he bought something good!
(C.K) Hiiro�s so worried about the party! Mus�ta been The old �It�s your mission� Trick
(Duo) I�m back! Shall we Bring him down?
(Quatre) You all finished?
(Duo) Open your present! >�
(G-boys) O-O;;;
(Quatre) Oh look a Trowa Plushie! Thanks Duo!
(Trowa) � //_-;;;;
(Quatre) What�s the matter Trowa?
(Trowa) Aaahhh Nothing I Just thought we should���� eat.
(Duo) GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Scene: Shouldn�t neechan read this by now?)-That�s nothing to do with the plot!
(Quatre) Wow! Thanks! It was so much fun Today But I�m Tired�(Come on Trowa Plushie)
(Hiiro) Mission Complete!
(Hilde) How about Supper?
(Duo) Quatre how about Milk and cookies?
(Quatre) Thank you!
(C.K) Having eaten their Cookies and drunk their Milk the G-boys sleep Happily But the next day�
(Hide) Wake up boys it�s 6am!
(Quatre) The Magunac Fighters pick me up today They�re disappointed that they missed my Birthday! Oh and they don�t want Trowa to come so don�t tell him.
(Hilde) Okay.
(Rashid) Ahh Quatre are you ready?
(Quatre) Let�s go!
(Rashid) Uhhh Master Quatre What is that?
(Quatre) My Birthday present! ^-^ His name is T-chan ^-^
(Rashid) [ 8( Let�s Hurry!
(Scene: Duo AGAIN!!)
(Duo) Welcome to a day in the life of Duo Maxwell! OOOOHHHH YEAH! YOU�RE GONNA BE REALLY COOL AFTER WATCHING THIS!!! Now to introduce you to my friends!
(Duo) This is Hiiro. Pretty average suicidal 15 year old he is reading �How to throw off your stalker� By Milliardo Peacecraft
(Hiiro) Stop messin� with the camcorder!
(Duo) This is Wufei. Pretty Similar to Hiiro only He doesn�t like ONNAS!! (Especially Weak ones)
(Wufei) Do you mind I�m having an intelligent conversation with Nataku!!!!!!!!
(Nataku) Please go away before I get you with dragon fang!!
(Duo) This is Trowa Pretty Normal and Very smart! Acts casual as usual and He�s looking for...
(Trowa) Where is Quatre?? Did they take him again? HILDE ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME???
(Duo) *Holds up Quatre picture* This is Quatre, Trowa�s looking for him.
(Duo) and finally this is Hilde She looks after me and feeds me and that�s why I Stay here!
(Hilde) I�ve Not got Quatre! Oh Duo how about Lunch?
(Trowa) Those Hairy THINGS have got him! I�m off to the desert!
(Scene: Quatre Don�t be afraid, he�ll save ya!)
(Quatre) Uuuumm Where are we going?
(Rashid) A desert Island and we�re gonna have a picnic!
(Quatre) Did you bring enough food? (Rashid) 4 freezers full
(Trowa) (somewhere close by) I�m coming!
(Quatre) Thanx for the food!
(Rashid) Yeah it�s all hand-made!
(Quatre) �*clenches T-chan and Sips tea through a straw* (That�s Unhygienic!)
(Scene: Trowa to the rescue!)
(Trowa) Quatre What were you doing going off with the Magunacs and without me?
(Quatre) Trowa� I Save me! (They�re so hairy!)*Points to a cupcake with a moustache*
(Trowa) Let�s go home before they notice!
(Trowa) Hey don�t go out tomorrow!
(Quatre) My sisters want me to go on a shopping trip with them.
(Trowa) I want you to stay home YOUR sisters are Dangerous!
(Quatre) I�ll Probably Just practice the Violin Tomorrow.
(Scene: Back home)
(Hilde) More Soup Duo?
(Duo) and Bread! *Slurp!*
(Wufei) Nataku Is there any way you could lend me Ancient Togepi?
(Hiiro) AAAAAggggghhhhhh TAKE THAT MILLIARDO!!!!
(Milliardo) GOOOOOOO EPYON!!!!!
(Duo) You�re Gonna break my computer!
(Trowa) Goodbye!
(Quatre) Until next time! ~_~zzzzzz
(C.K) That�s all Folks!
(Written by C.K www.geocities.com/nonamie_chan)
