#I can be your Hiiro Baby!#
(Duo) What is it with that song??
(Quatre) I dunno� but for some reason it reminds me of someone�
(Hiiro) Achoo!
(Quatre) *Hands Hiiro a handkerchief* There! Uuum you want some tea? You don�t look too good�
(Hiiro) I�M FINE!!!
(Duo) Yeah you don�t look too good!
(Hiiro) AAAGHH!!!! WHERE IS THE SELF DETENATION SWITCH!! WHY DIDN�T YOU EQUIP THIS PLACE WITH ONE!!!!
(Quatre) Because this� uh.. Is a house.
(Hiiro) SO?? A HOUSE ISN�T GOOD ENOUGH TO EXPLODE???
(Duo) WUFEI WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING HIIRO???
(Wufei) *From upstairs* ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.
(Duo) YOU KNOW THEY MAKE HIM COME OUT IN A RASH!!
(Wufei) SORRY IT�S JUST TOO FUNNY!!
(chapter 2: Trowa is on the phone..)
(Trowa) Yes that�s right, I�d like a special low-fat pizza with all the trimmings.
OH WILL YOU SHUT UP DUO??
Oh sorry not you, Just annoying friends
Yes 12 inch special�.
(For how many people? well I could share with Quatre but he might find out about my secret Eating habbit�) Just one please.
(Quatre) Hey Trowa! Who�re you on the phone to?
(Trowa) Oh no-one!
Yes that�s the long-range point 4 colony cluster, Winner Residence,(uuum could you possibly come at 3am?The others wont even be up then.)Fine Thank you!
(Quatre) Trowa? Who WERE you talking to? And who were you giving my address?
(Trowa) Heh //_^;; UUUUUMM�. WRONG NUMBER!!!!!
(Quatre) He should know by now that I spy on him! Hey well at least he gave me a thought!
(chapter 3: Duo is feeding Hiiro to make him better again)
(Duo) Oh come on man WAKE UP!!! Something here must be medicine?? Uuhh How �bout some asprin?? Come on little Hiiro open wide�
(Trowa) Just a thought but mabe you should stop treating Hiiro like your Cat?
(Duo) Yes but since he grew his Neko ears it was hard not to.. but I tell you something he likes being scratched under his chin!!! 6-6*
(C.K) *-*;;;;; Maybe I should write that bit again?? No lets continue�
(chapter 4: Relena appears at the news of Hiiro passing out)
(Relena) HEY YOU GUYS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIIRO??? WHO WAS IT????
(G-boys) GULP!!!
(Duo)*points to Wufei* HIM!! NOT ME!!(EVEN THOUGH I�M THE CLOSEST ONE TO HIM)
(Wufei) YOU were the one who gave him Asprin When he didn�t need it!!
(Duo) YOU gave him anti-depressants in the first place!!
(Relena)WHAT ABOUT YOU?? *glares at Trowa and Quatre*
(Quatre) TEA!! I GAVE HIM TEA!! *bursts out crying and falls on the floor*
(Trowa) I advised Duo not to Treat him like a cat.
(Relena) A CAT!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME �MR. ALMIGHTY� GOOF?? HIIRO COULD DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
(Relena) *lifts Hiiro�s head* HIIRO SPEAK TO ME!!!
(Hiiro) AAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!
(chapter 5: Drinkin� Tea, and not talking)
(Hiiro)��[I�m so embarrassed! Just keep up the anrgy face!]
(Relena)�.[He�s pretty cute when he�s sleeping..]
(Wufei)�..[They�re not talking! How WEAK!]
(Quatre)�.[How�s the Tea Trowa?]
(Trowa)�.[It�s great Quatre Thanks!]
(Duo)�.[Stupid blondie messin� up my mood! I�ll get her!]
(chapter 6: A desperate attempt�)
(Quatre) achem! Does anyone want any more Tea??
(People) SURE!!
(Trowa) Now, what happened?? TALK!!
(Hiiro) I�Need sleep. *Gets up*
(Wufei) You know you sound soooo WEAK??
(Hiiro) JUS LEMME GO!!
(Duo) Then� You�d better leave�.RELENA..
(Quatre) Well uhh SeeYa�round!
(Relena) [Sure I�ll leave but I�ll be back to see my beloved Hiiro]
(C.K) Oh My! 2 Whole pages and I�ve had no tea yet!! �0_0�
(Chapter 7: Relena�s gone, Hiiro�s asleep and Duo�s Partyin�!)
(Duo) WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!! (TECHNO, TECHNO, TECHNO-POP!) PARTY!!, PARTY!!, PPPPPAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTAAAAYYY!!!!!
(Quatre) Uuumm� Trowa-chan, Is Duo Sick?
(Trowa) He just burst out Dancing� I�m not sure. Maybe it�s because Relena�s gone?
(Duo) OOOOOOOHHHHHH YYEEAAAHH!!!! SHAKE THAT BOOTY, SHAKE THAT BOOTY YEAH!!!!!
(Wufei) He�s WEAK!
(Hiiro) TURN IT DOWN IDIOT I�M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
(Duo) YESSIR!!!
(T,Q+W)�����
(Noin)*From outside* ACHEM! MY LINE!!
(chapter 8: HUH??)
(Duo) YEESS MARSTAA!!!
(Trowa) How�d you get him to do that??
(Hiiro) �. SNORE�.
(Trowa) oooooooookaaayy!
(Quatre) I�m scared! Duo NEVER does what anyone says!!
(Wufei) WEAK!!
(Doorbell) DING DONG!!
(Trowa) [Aaaah the pizza!!]
(Quatre) I wonder who that is??
(Trowa) NO QUATRE SIT DOWN I�LL GET IT!!!
(Quatre) �Kay�
(Trowa) Thank you Here�s the money! [Now how to get it past Quatre�]
(Quatre) *springs outta nowhere* Hey Trowa! Wat�cha got There?
(Trowa) [he�ll only get mad if I lie�] *blushes* IT�s a pizza you wanna share it with me??[Please don�t tell the other G-boys]
(Quatre) OKAY! I WON�T TELL!!!
(Trowa) since when could you read my thoughts?
(Quatre)�[since you could read mine]
(Trowa)�[you can tell what you�re saying in your expression]
(Quatre)�[Ditto! Now let�s eat the pizza before the others see..]
(chapter 9: Pizza gone what to do?)
(Hiiro) YAWN! I�ll go take a walk!
(Duo) Meeeeee Too!
(Hiiro) NO you�re stayin� here!
(Duo) �00�8 (why not?)
(Hiiro) I know you.
(Duo) Right I remember now�
(Hiiro) Later.
(Wufei) `._.�~ let it go man
(Duo) Wher�d you come from??
(Wufei) I don�t Know. I�ve been left out of the story for a while.
(Duo) Ah! Do you get the feeling this thing is long and pointless?
(Wufei) I�m not writing it! Oy GET ON WITH IT!!!
(C.K) Heh! I� My own story�s pickin� on me!! !_!;; Right On with it!!
(Quatre) I have a Question� What is this meant to be about?
(C.K) I think it was that song that�s always on�
(Trowa) Would that be the song you�ve written one line of?
(C.K) Yes�
(Duo) And we were listening to it?
(C.K) Yes�
(Wufei) And it was the Title?
(C.K) Yes�
(Quatre) Uuum another Question� What does Hiiro going for a walk Have to do with it?
(C.K) I Dunno?
(Quatre) Maybe you should bring him back?
(C.K) Maybe� Hey what should I put next?
(Duo) Oh help she asks us.. and yet we do what she tells us too�
(C.K) And I�m Telling you To think OF WHAT TO PUT NEXT!!!
(Quatre)Maybe End Chapter?
(C.K) Thank you!
(Chapter 10: Hiiro�.Returns!)
(Hiiro) Hey I�m back[No I�m NOT saying it]
(C.K) YOU MUST!! OR I�LL WRITE RELENA IN AGAIN!!!
(Hiiro) ALRIGHT!! *Mumbles* I feel like singing.
(G-boys) What?? Did he just say what I thought he Said??
(Hiiro) I SAID *mumbles* I feel like singing.
(G-boys) WHAT??
(Hiiro) [Writer you�re doing this to mock me aren�t ya!] I feel like singing!
(Quatre) Wow He did�
(Duo) Just say�
(Trowa) What I thought�
(Wufei) He said�
(Hiiro) LALALALALALA YOU HAPPY NOW WRITER????!!!!
(C.K) AAAGH!! I�M SCARED!!!!
(Trowa) Lets go practice then�
(Chapter 11:The singer)
(C.K) What a line up we have for you today!! It�s the hit band��Uuuh what�re ya called?
(Quatre) The G-boy jam?
(Duo) Duo and minions?
(Wufei) Weaklings?
(Trowa) No-named band?
(Hiiro) SD Guys?
(G-boys) SD Guys?? I never thought you would go for Super-deformed Guys?
(Hiiro) NO THE SELF-DESTRUCT GUYS!!!
(G-boys) OOOOOHHH!
(C.K) Now to decide the name? I�ll have the SD Guys!! Presenting the SD Guys!! With main vocalists Hiiro Yui, Duo Maxwell and Quatre Winner! On the Guitar Trowa Barton and on the drums Chang Wufei!!
(Fangirls) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(C.K) Now preforming� I can be your Hiiro!!!
(Hiiro) #I can be your Hiiro baby#
(Q+D) #Your Hiiro#
(Hiiro) #Only because it�s my name!#
(Q+D) #My name#
(Hiiro) #I will stand by you Forever#
(Q+D) #Forever#
(Hiiro) #Until I Self-detenate!#
(Q+D) #BOOM,BOOM,BOOM!#
(Trowa) #Neaw neaw neaw neaw# [you could at least give me a guitar!]
(Wufei) #Bang Bang Bang Bang# [I have none but Trowa�s got plenty]
(Fangirls) YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Relena) Sign my autograph book Hiiro~
(C.K) NO THEY�RE MY CREATION!!! I SHOULD GET FIRST AUTOGRAPHS!!!!! ~-�
(Chapter 12: Star life)
(Hiiro) We�. Were pretty good![But I saw what you did writer! You wrote her in anyway!! I�ll get you for this!!!]
(Duo) Only because you had the best back-in singers!!
(Quatre) You were Great, Even without the instruments!
(Trowa) You too but Duo Sung over you too much! [Someone should tell that kid to shut up!]
(C.K) Thinking of performing again?
(Hiiro) Not really, it depends on how much we�re PAID!!
(C.K) Do you know how much I spent on the stage? I only have �10 to my name!(and I�m saving up for an artbook)
(Duo) That�s it! We�re finished! Our manager�s broke, we have no instruments and I can�t get fangirls offa me![That last bits not so bad but you get the point]
(Quatre) Lets all go home. Star life�s not so bad but I�m hungry and sleepy!! -_-ZZZZ
(Trowa) Look He�s fallen asleep. He�s right lets go home!
(C.K) So the G-boys went home that�s the end of my 4 hour long fanfic and boy do I have backache!!
(Written by C.K www.geocities.com/nonamie_chan)
