There was this rockraider dude and he was all like "I'm on an expiditon" cause he was and then he said "lets go mine something" and went off to mine. Along the way a green goo guy offered him some syrup for each rock he found and so for 50 years rockraider guy mined for rocks and gave everything he ever got each day to the green guy, and on the final day when he was going to get all the syrup the green guy said "oooh so sorry it was a rip off hehe" and then went away leaving the rock raider in the now REALLY big cave, old and alone
the moral
dont trust GREEN guys
that are slimy
and ask for rocks for syrup
or youll be ripped off 50 years of your life
