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| Lance Storm Calgary, Alberta, Canada 5' 11"/ 240 lb. Favorite Quote: "If I could be serious for a moment..." Career Highlights: WWE Tag Team Champion; WCW U.S. Champion; WCW Hardcore Champion; WCW Cruiserweight Champion; Intercontinental Champion; ECW Tag Team Champion Lance Storm always asks if he could be serious for a minute. The truth is he's so good, he should be nothing but taken seriously, and he wasted little time in proving it by defeating Albert to bring the WWE Intercontinental Championship to the WCW/ECW Alliance! Storm quickly asserted himself as one of ECW's top pure athletes, and with Justin Credible, formed the Impact Players. Together, Storm and Credible were ECW Tag Team Champions for more than seven months. But soon dissension developed between the team, and Storm left ECW after losing a "Loser Leaves ECW" match to Credible. After arriving to work under the old WCW regime, Storm captured the WCW United States Championship, the Cruiserweight Championship and the Hardcore Championship in just three weeks! Throughout his career, Storm has expressed his Canadian pride, and makes it well known that he's from Calgary, Alberta, Canada! Recently, he has made it known to the world that he believes Americans are lazy, ignorant and self-centered. He has bonded with Test and Christian, who share this belief, and formed a surly faction known as the UnAmericans. Although he's an UnAmerican, Forrest Gump is an American. Why is he trying to confuse us? And for once, walk straight without walking like a freaking duck! Gump has decided to go back to his boring ways. |
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