A Handy List Of Phrases And Terms For Faking It In the 3rd Kingdom
Suckanelf: I am displeased
Suckanelf 200 times: I am very displeased.
Nicey-nice: This is as close to shoes as Trolly possible.
You are crafty: You (the person being referred to) is crafty.
Magic of the Brother's Gibb: Deadly fever which only occurs on Saturday nights.(WARNING- magic sometimes useless)
Torture first, then you talk: Better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture ; )
Dwarf Moss: A moss that when rolled and smoked causes hallucinations. Usually involving fairies.
Giant: A type of narcotic cigarette that consists of dwarf moss rolled in a beanstalk leaf. Very potent. Not suggested for non-Trolls.
Troll Dust: A pink dust-like substance that renders it's victims unconscious. Exact length of "sleep" varies with the amount and the strength of dust used.
Any phrases I've missed?
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