Nasty Myths

MYTH: Trolls live under bridges and exact "tolls" from anyone who wishes to cross.

UNTRUE - While it is true that some Trolls, on occasion, have been known to spend time underneath bridges. This is merely in simple admiration for it's sheer beauty and architectural genius. As for "tolls" well, that nasty myth has been around since three certain billy goats spread it out of malacious spite. One Troll asks for a tip to show a few Gruff brothers around and suddenly it becomes a character trait.

MYTH: Trolls are unnaturally obsessed with the procurement of shoes and other leather-like products.

TRUE - Unnaturally obssesed is a very subjective term. You ever held a really well-kept leather shoe in your hands? Ever felt the smooth, cool leather against your skin? No? Well don't judge. Until you have walked a mile in a Trolls shoes you won't know how good it feels.

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