Troll Life Lessons

"Family is very important. Every father should take the time out of his busy schedule to teach his children the important things- like how to keep a torture victim alive for hours."

"Always look on the bright side of things. Even setting free Evil Queens' that are bent on wiping out an entire family line can be turned into a positive family bonding experience if done correctly."

"Working together is important in any family dynamic. Don't just try and take over the Nine Kingdoms by brute force on your own. Do it as a family."

"Always go the extra mile to help a friend in need. Even if that means putting on Magic Troll Shoes that make you invisible to break them out of prison."

"Never get involved in a bloody coup led by a revenge-mad Queen that gets her power from a myriad of magical mirrors. Those things always seem to have a way of turning against you."

"Food tampering is a very serious issue. Especially when working with someone who was groomed by Snow White's evil stepmother."

Any I've left out?

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