Become A Certified Troll
Welcome human. I see you want to become a Troll. Well it's not so easy. Being a Troll is a difficult thing. You have to know how to fight, how to work as a team, and how to properly take care of a large collection of shoes. You also have to be able to think on your feet. Which is one of the reason we like shoes.
You think you got what it takes to be like us? Well, your very fortunate today. Usually we have a few forms for you to fill out. Change of address, travel permit, authorization to appropriate new Troll's shoes, stuff like that. Unfortunately with the loss of our beloved King Relish things are in disarray. So we're just gonna let you slide this time.
All you have to do is display the banner below somewhere on your site and link it back to either www.geocities.com/nomdeguerre1/ or www.geocities.com/nomdeguerre1/trolls.htm.
Remember your a Troll now. Don't take anything from anybody. Unless it's shoes.
