| Ok, I'm bored so I think I'll put up one poem. This poem is quite possibly the deepest poem ever written, and is by far the most serious. Now sit back and bask in the utter serious deepness of... PENGUINS! | ||||||||||||||
| Penguins Penguins like to dance. Penguins wear funny pants. Penguins like to slide. Penguins have badass rides. Penguins peck people's eyes out. Penguins... uhh... uhh... Penguins often sneeze. Penguins love swiss cheese. Penguins are Transparent. I should probably stop using things that I cant think of rhymes for. Penguins make lots of clout Hey I should put that with peck people's eyes out. Penguins are made of pinecones. Penguins weren't in the Ramones. Penguins stink at math. That Penguin needs a bath. |
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| Ok I'm still bored so heres a work in progress. I freestyled this short one at some rap kids in my tech class... they didn't appreciate my mad flowing skillz, yo. I might add more later. | ||||||||||||||
| Freestyled I'm a rappa. I'm a gangsta. You know yo mama? Well I banged her. I'm a thug. Get off my rug. You dirty bug. Gimmie a hug. Dis aint no prank. Yo but stank. I drive a tank. Go take a wank. Check out my flow. Yeah watch me go. You're just a ho. Yo, yo, yo, yo. |
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| Maxi... somtimes I worry about you | ||||||||||||||
| You think that we don't like rap, but thats ok cause you really smell like crap! Guess what bro, that girls really hot. Oh shit, thats a guy! I must be smokin pot. Yeah I know I'm a fake rapper. but thats ok cause you hump dirty crappers Jeeze man, your grandma smells like shit. But I don't care, I always put in my two bit Monkey wrench in your pants, thats a fag eatin ants. Yeah they bite and they buck, girls and me, we like to fuck. Yeah we're rock stars and we don't get paid, but its all worth it when we get laid! |
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