| History |
| There once a young man named SnuKe. Ok so he wasn't actually named SnuKe, but he decided that he should be called SnuKe. He got the name by typoing the word smile and thinking that it would be a good name for a duck who was an assassin. But then after several failed attempts of creating a lethal ninja duck, SnuKe gave up and said "I give up." (makes sense doesnt it?). So he decided that despite the fact that he was not, in fact, a killer duck, he should call himself SnuKe. Ok, now that the history of the name SnuKe has been cleared up I can move on with the rest of the history. There was also a young man named Trix. Ok so much like SnuKe, Trix was not his actual name. He got the name because he was made entirely out of a breakfast cerial... oh no wait, I don't really know why he got that name... whatever. Right well, back to the real story. Trix and SnuKe were friends and had tossed the idea of forming a band around a bit, but it never really got started (or named). Despite this, SnuKe was convinced that if he made noise with some other people and attempted to sell it that he could make some money. So late one night, while SnuKe was attempting to remain awake for 24 hours he came up with the brilliant idea of somthing he could do... the next day. So he went to sleep and the next day he went online and built what is quite possibly the world's 2nd best website. This website was dedicated to his band, NomA, which didn't really exsist. As soon as Trix saw this magnificant piece of website art he agreed to play bass for NomA. Thus, NomA was half formed. All they needed was a drummer and a guitarist. Thats when Destry came along, he probably can't play anything at all, but he was let into the band anyways. So the band was still half formed. Unfortunatly Destry was mauled by an assassin, ninja duck and killed. So then he was out of the band, dead people arent too useful in metal bands. Uhh... oh yeah, theres also this kid named Justin. He plays guitar, I hear that he doesn't play it too well, but hell, I'm not that fantasic of a singer so who cares. Justin never did become the guitarist, Trix aparently got tired of him or somthing, not really sure. So if you were just reading this for information on Justin you should leave now. As school started once again it was brought to my attention that my good friend Rufio plays drums. Well... actually she didn't really play them, but she was getting a drumset! So she became the drummer that all of you have come to know and love. Thus we were left with the need only for a guitarist. In my english there was this kid who's name wasn't NoNamE, but liked to be called that. He played guitar... well actually he didn't play guitar either, but he had one and an amp, so he was in. But then he quit after a long and boring relationship with Rufio. So NomA was right back where it was quite a while after it had started. But then Trix suddenly changed his mind about Justin (now known as Maxi for unbelievably bizzare reason) so Maxi hopped on the NomA train and was all bein a guitarist. I just noticed that I told people who were just reading for information on Justin to stop, but I guess I was wrong, they need to go and read this paragraph to. In school there was a dude with this really cool hair, he only had bangs and the rest of his head was shaved. His name was apparently Tyler, but we didn't know that at the time so we called him deadsy boy. SnuKe really didn't like him because he used to make out with a girl who SnuKe had a crush on, but then Tyler and the girl stopped making out, so SnuKe gave him a chance.. That dude, Tyler, is called Kremit now, and it turns out that he actually plays guitar, so he was of course immediately let into NomA. Unfortunately, he only really listened to punk and ska music, not the kind of thing that SnuKe or Trix was into, but luckily NomA never really practiced anyways. Rufio was kicked from the band visciously when NomA decided to "get serious". But they never really did. Instead they let a dude named Luke join the band, he seemed like a cool enough dude at the time. He wanted to be called Loopy Nutz, so we called him Loopy Cock&Balls. It was funny. Man that guy with the spiral balls sure did have a bunch of equipment. With his joining the band suddenly was given the gift of being able to play together, and I don't mean tag. So they never did because everyone realized that Luke kinda sucks, he's a good drummer, but he just sucks. That and SnuKe decided that he would rather just write, not sing. So Loopy Cock&Balls was booted from the band after SnuKe and Kremit kinda quit. Luckily, nothing is certain in our little group, and SnuKe and Kremit are still in NomA, we just aren't going to play music together. Thus the band changed it's format, It was no longer a traditional music playing band, more like a band of thieves now... This concludes today's history lesson kids. Be sure to come back tomorrow for... well the same crap, I doubt that I'll update this page very often but whatever. |