| 6/8/02: Fellow researcher: If it ain't walked before it ain't good to eat!!! Some small talk with people of my research group about vegetarianism. I think there're 2 people in the group who are vegetarians. Actually one of them has graduated now. Anyway, a couple of us hardcore carnivores were wondering how they could survive without the pleasure of the taste of flesh. That's what one of us said. Do you know vitamin B12 is only available in meat and diary stuffs? So I was asking one of the vegetarians how he solved this dietary problem. His solution: eat unwashed carrots! Apparently the dirt (or bug remains?) on unwashed carrots is enough to provide the little B12 a body needs. But then doesn't this defeat the "purpose" of vegetarianism? I mean soil is essentially sand and organic remains right? It has to be the bug remains that provides the B12, so he's technically eating meat? Or is there a level of animal decay after which it is no longer classified as "animal" by vegetarians? Probably a stupid question, but I honestly don't get it. Hahahaha! |
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| 7/8/02: Me: What a waste of protein!!! I used to say this a lot at Cornell I think. Basically the ultimate insult to girls. Hahaha! Yeah I was so nice. The idea is to say the girl is so unattractive that any guy who's gonna shag her is wasting his "protein." You gotta be extremely stupid or naive if you're wondering what "protein" implies. Well, generally it's my way of teasing someone, but there had been cases where I think I meant it too. Muwahahaha! |
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| 8/8/02: Cornell friend (CLY I think): Sunday brunch Miss Omelette!! Motivation to wake up early for Sunday brunch I guess. We had "student cooks" cooking omelettes for us on Sunday brunches. It's neat cuz you pick what you want in your omelette, and they cook it for you on the spot. Apparently my friend thought one of them was cute! He never got to ask her out though. I thought she's ok since I was definitely not as jumpy as him. My personal favorite was one of those who serve us food in the same dining hall, and I still remember how to find her. Location: RPU north dining room center stand. Time: Wednesdays 6:00-8:00PM. Turns out another friend knows her, and he told me she's not available. So that night I drowned myself in grief ... nah just kidding. Not that obsessed, though for the rest of the school year every Wednesday I would only get my dinner from her. Muwahahaha! |
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| 10/8/02: A friend from Cornell: As far as I'm concerned there're only 3 types of girls. Type I: I'll expend energy to get her to bed even if she's kicking and screaming. Type II: I won't expend energy to get her to bed, but if she happens to be in bed I won't kick her off either. Type III: I'll expend energy to kick her from bed if she heppens to be on it. Yes, yes I know. My friends and I probably deserve to be thoroughly tortured by the girls for viewing them so. But you know we're just kidding right? Besides switch the word "girl" with "guy" and suddenly it applies to us too. I know this girl who would add someone to her "bad" list for referring to girls as "chicks." I wonder what that classification will land us on her list ("double bad" list?). Hahaha! Hey cut us some slack! We guys have to act perverted every once in a while to maintain our sanity and male bonding. |