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DAVID MATTHEW RUMBLE |
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The MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND |
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The Best page ever devoted to one of the greatest men of our time!!! David Matthew Rumble, also called Coach Rumble or Matt or Daddy, is one of the greatest thinkers, one of the greatest comedians, and one of the greatest gym teachers in the known universe. If you could just be in the presence of this LEGEND, you would instantly feel gratified with life and be content. Why, just look at these pictures taken by national geography (c) and look upon the astounding things that this man has done! |
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Here's the amazing man on his 1st of 20 trips to the moon. On his 15th trip, a band of heartless aliens wrecked his ship and tried to eat his flesh, but no, Matt wouldn't have that. He took out all 345 aliens with his bare hands, fighting his way to the leader, whose name (in our english tongue) is Zarbreadth. Matt snapped the aliens neck in one fell swoop, stole their ship and went to the moon as he had planned to. Isn't this man amazing? |
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The Final Frontier isn't the only place this man has conquered. Here's a shot from the 256 issue of National Geography titled "The Owner of the Sea." Matt waded in the ocean blue for 3 days, waiting for the biggest and baddest great white shark. When he found him, he punched that shark in the nose and grabbed his dorsal finn, and that was that. |
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Do you want to know why President George W. Bush is so cool and down to earth? It's becuase he hangs out with Matt Rumble on multiple occasions! Here's a pic of the two going to play RUMBLE BALL at Camp David. Although Mr. President is very athletic, Matt's team won, because he is one of the creators of this sport which is the best sport in the world!! (For more info on Rumble Ball, email me, cause I am the creator and founder of Rumble Ball) |
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