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CaraCake: ok, have fun at your trailor party
NOLAN 10: No, it's tailgate
Cara: 2-dimensional? Is that like ... 3-D minus one??
"IT'S NOT A TUMA!!"     -Kindergarden Cop
Nolan: Man, I could say one sentence about Fight Club that would ruin the whole Movie for you
Grant: nu-uh, tell me.
Nolan: Do you really want to hear it?
Grant: ...Yeah
Nolan: No you don't.
NOLAN 10: Nobody can find brian anywhere
MiKeYD3184: i am beginning to wonder if brian has a seperate life as an exotic mexican dancer or something
NOLAN 10: hey, change your aim sound to hillary duff "WHY NOT"
Sunny7239: NO
Nolan: I just had a brainfart
Grant: Could you imagine what that really is?
Sarah Beth: I guess it would come out your ears...
Nolan: Hey John, how do they capture the flavor (in jelly jeans)? You know that's organic chemistry, right?
John: I don't care, Nolan... all that matters is that there's Jelly in my Belly...
NOLAN 10: hello?
Auto response from johnthevol: do not disturb my slumber
NOLAN 10: YOU CANT BE ASLEEP JOHN
NOLAN 10: YOU JUST CANT
NOLAN 10: ITS PHYSIOLOGICALLY, METAPHORICALLY, VIRTUALLY, ENDOCHRONOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU ARE ASLEEP AT THE GIVEN MOMENT!
NOLAN 10: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SUCH HORRIBLE RUBBISH AND SHAME

(Sydney, my baby 5 year old cousin, pokes a red dot on my forehead)
Nolan: Hey! That hurts
Sydney: What is that?
Nolan: It's a zit
Sydney: A zit?? What's that?
Nolan: It's a red dot that you get when you're older and you pop 'em and white stuff comes out
Sydney(after seriouos thought): ........ I don't believe it

Nolan: So, do you have a boyfriend now?
Syndey: hundreds!!
Nolan: Really?
Sydney: I just don't know who I'm gonna marry!
Eric McDonald: It's like Heaven, Nolan!  IT'S LIKE HEAVEN!!
Nolan: You know Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in a movie together, it's called Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Will: Yeah, I heard that's gonna be good.
Brandon: IS THAT A PORN ???
Brandon: Dude, you don't put any vegetables on your sub?
Brett: Nope, I'm a meatatarian.
Brandon: No sauces or oils or anything? Well, how does it slide down your throat?
Subway Guy: WHOA!!
(?When looking at a picture of the beach...)
Nolan: Hey Brian, where is that picture from?
Brian: The beach
Mike: YAY!! *clap*clap*clap*
Professor McDearment:  (In Biology) Territory is all about sex...
Brandon D:  YAY!!
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