The Official POETS Website
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about POETS, real POETS. This site is awesome. My name is POO and I can't stop thinking about POETS. These Guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. POETS are mammals.
2. POETS write poetry ALL the time.
3. The purposes of POETS is to chew on pens and waste paper.
Weapons And Gears:
Testimonial:
POETS can kill anyone they want! POETS write stuff all the time. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this POET who was eating at a diner. And when some dude recited T.S Eliot's, the POET killed the whole town. My friend HAIRUL said that he saw a POET totally uppercut some kid just because the kid recite his poems wrongly.
And
that's what I call REAL
Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that POETS have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will reciting poems to you day in and night out!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
POETS are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. POETS are smart, smooth, cool, sensitive, romantic and sweet. I can't wait to start poetry next year. I love POETS with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q And A:
Q. Why is everyone so obsessed with POETS?
A. POETS are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand, they are educated and romantic, but on the other hand, they get tongue-tied and can't talk to girls.
Q. I heard that POETS are always nerds OR dorks. What's their problem?
A. Whoever told you that is a total liars. Just like other mammals, POETS can be dorky or totally awesome!
Q. What do POETS do when they are not writing poetry or chewing on pens or wasting paper?
A. Most of their free time is spend day-dreaming, sometime they stab. (Ask HAIRUL if you don't believe me.)