Peyton Place
the chilling conclusion (finally)
Defense calls Allison.  We watch her swear in, which is very dull.  After she testifies, prosecution calls Lana.  Mid-testimony, Lana appears to figure it out.  Go Lana!  But she doesn't say anything.  Bad Lana.  Instead, she starts crying about being a bad mother.  Luckily, Doc realizes that he has to testify.  But will he get to?  Yes!  He will!  And he has Lucas's signed confession with him!  (Forgot about that, didn't you?)  Go Doc!

There's a long, touching speech about Peyton Place gossip and the crummy sense of community.  I turned on my AC but it didn't drown out the television.

The jury rules, not guilty of course.  Ted still loves Selena.

Allison and Norman are the last ones in the courtroom.  Outside, the crowd cheers for Selena.  Mr. Rossi and Lana walk home.  Allison runs after Lana.  They embrace.  I'm ready for dinner.  At last, a final voice-over.  About love, or some rot.

Close on some boys riding their bikes.

Grrl Genius tells us how nice it is that it ends happily ever after, but immediately ruins it by telling us about
Return to Peyton Place.  I think I'll skip it.

     
thank god!
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