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| Bad Movies |
| I don't mean B-Movies. I don't mean movies that are so bad they're good. No. I mean movies that are so bad you are tempted to scratch your eyes out or invent a time machine so that you can get back those two hours of your life. My opinions on what fits in this category may be unpopular. I don't care. To ease the pain of reading these reviews, I have chosen a montage of myself and Beth as the background for this page. If it gets to be too much, just hit your browser's back button and have a long, soothing look. |