Tom Waits


REVIEWS

- Closing Time

- Rain Dogs

- Bone Machine

- Mule Variations


CLOSING TIME, 1973


Overall Rating: 7.5*
Best Song: MARTHA
Worst Song: ICE CREAM MAN

Written by Neal Grosvenor

It's hard to imagine what people thought of Waits at the time of his debut album's release. Certainly he had already gained a cult following in LA for his spoken word shows and I suppose most knew him more as a kind of neo-beat writer than singer, but I wonder what the general music buying public thought of him. His early material (or any of his material for that matter) never gets exposure on those late night Time Life singer songwriter infomercials. Although, perhaps it's a good thing that his songs are not sandwiched between say, Glen Campbell's sappy shit or John Denver's ballad fuckery. For Waits fans looking back in time, this is usually referred to as his "normal" album. His voice was normal. His songs were partly down-trodden country rock, whiskey drenched and reeked of regret and despair, but he wasn't weird yet. He wasn't yet singing of a "world going on underground" or "eyeball kids".

"Ol '55" remains an early Waits radio staple. During university at a drugstore job, I used to hear "Ol '55" on the radio regularly, but then I didn't know it was Waits because I hadn't yet bought any of his albums. When I finally bought this record and heard the opening track I was like "THAT's Tom Waits?? This is the weird guy I've been hearing about??". That song, combined with "I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You", "Virginia Avenue", and "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards) start the album off with a strong country feel, especially the latter, which is a real two step kind of ditty. They're pleasant enough, but "Midnight Lullaby", "Martha", and "Lonely" truly start to reveal his depth. Now we know he's onto something. The ghost of Kurt Weill seems to linger in "Lonely", and "Martha" remains one of the saddest songs he's ever written. It was this depth that endeared Waits to many jazz musicians, as his songwriting tended to echo the musicals of 20 or 30 years before. "Little Trip To Heaven (On The Wings Of Your Love) is pure crooning material. Dean Martin or Tony Bennett could pull this one off no problem, and "Grapefruit Moon" belongs on Broadway for sure.

So what people who paid attention back in 1973 probably saw in Waits was a gifted songwriter who was yet to expand his musical canvas, but who had tremendous potential. What they didn't anticipate, however, was the eccentricity which followed.

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RAIN DOGS, 1985


Overall Rating: 10*
Best Song: HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD
Worst Song: None

Written by Neal Grosvenor

Not only do I think Rain Dogs is one of the top ten albums of the 1980s, but I also believe it's one of the most frequently name-dropped albums of all time. You know the name-droppers I'm speaking of: the fakes, the phonies, the pseudo artsy-fartsies. My mother is a painter and these types of people come to her shows all the time. Champagne glasses in hand, they waltz up to her and say stuff like "yes..hmm..you are very unique..kind of like..Dali" or "I love artists...they create so much...art..ooh is that Margaret Atwood over there?" So true female music fans beware, as just as that book poser would be willing to tell you he's read "The Unbearable Lightness Of Being" just to get you into bed (which would be an ironically Milan Kundera moment in itself), so he would also have you believe Rain Dogs is one of his favourite albums of all time. Next time this happens, challenge him. Ask him cryptically if there's "nothing wrong with him a hundred dollars wouldn't fix" and wait for his reaction. Or better yet, ask him if he loves the Rod Stewart cover on the album? If he's a stupid enough poser, he'll actually think Rod Stewart is ON THE COVER OF THE ALBUM!

In 1985 I was 11. See...there I am...riding my bmx bike down the sidewalk and wait...the camera swoops away from me and pans into a record shop with a mullet haired zitfarm behind the counter, posters of Cindi Lauper adorn the walls, and there it is in glorious vinyl and chrome cassette - Rain Dogs: the album, the experience. Here comes a customer, christ, look at his red zippered Michael Jackson jacket, oh wait he's approaching Rain Dogs..he's...he's...picking up a Kajagoogoo record. Damn.

The years 1983-85 proved to be transitional for Waits, finding him switching record labels for the first time. His music didn't drastically change during this period, but I believe his overall vision became wider. He experimented with more exotic rhythms and instrumentation, and more successfully managed to fuse his poetry with his music. I'm wondering if former label Asylum was not willing to compromise this vision of his, as the production on the Island records is considerably more brittle, hollow and sometimes isolating. It doesn't seem as accomodating as the soft, jazzy, Bones Howe production on the Asylum records. Perhaps Waits was wanting to break away from being seen as purely a novelty balladeer.

By the time Rain Dogs came out, Waits was already well-respected within the music community, and a wide range of different artists from different genres were interested in working with him. Most notably on the Rain Dogs sessions Keith Richards lends some bluesy chops to "Big Black Mariah" and "Union Square". Most likely old Keef was bored with his own "Dirty Work" sessions with the Stones, I guess as bored as most people were with the final product. Robert Quine of Televsion fame also performs some guest axework on "Blind Love", a song also covered by country outlaw Dwight Yoakam. Other notorious covers from the album include jazz singer Holly Cole's sultry rendition of "Tango Till They're Sore". It's a faithful rendition, but strays a bit from Waits' out of tune Louis Jordan-style 30's jazz motif on the song. Most famous, of course, is Rod Stewart's admittedly decent version of "Downtown Train", and as Stewart's version hit it big on the charts, you could just hear Waits click his heels and yell "here come my royalty cheques!" If you ask me, he deserves every single penny for that beautiful song and its classic line "the downtown trains are full/with all those Brooklyn girls/they try so hard to break out of their little worlds." George Gershwin couldn't have put it better himself.

Those Brooklyn girls and other characters Waits creates are what make this album truly special. Listening to it is a very visual experience, as if you were watching a play. The opening bars of "Singapore" for example, makes me visualize pirates and seedy characters at sea. "Clap Hands" is a stream of consciousness chant almost like a children's song sung in a mental institution. "Cemetery Polka" rhymes off a series of hilarious stories of different "uncles" all with their individual infirmaries such as a tumor, a wooden leg, emphysema, etc. "Jockey Full Of Bourbon" gets musically interesting with a rhumba beat and a narrator who's "full of bourbon and can't stand up". "Hang Down Your Head" is the album's only track co-written with Waits' wife Kathleen, and is a really lovely ballad; the best track on the record.

"Rain Dogs", the title track, strikes me as a depressing drinking song with its come hither Greek-style tempo and line "oh how we danced away/all of the lights/we've always been out of our minds." Yeah, you might sing this arm in arm with your drinking buddies as you saunter home at 4am. "9th and Hennepin" is spoken word with lots of interesting sounds in the background, and amidst its short tale of a down and out "crumbling beauty" of a counter woman, is the weirdness of the line "all the doughnuts have names like prostitutes." Hmm...I had to think about that one for awhile. Actually, I'm still thinking about it. "Union Square" finds him rocking out in a Little Richard way, and it's really great to hear him get back to basics on a ripping rock and roll tune like that one. "Walking Spanish" goes more for a cool blues groove and I believe the song means either to "show you're cool while under pressure", or to stall for time or both. Waits delivers these lines as slick as a cool Spanish gangster himself stressing that "even Jesus wanted just a little more time/when he was walking Spanish down the hall."

So there it is kids, a real modern classic. Almost twenty years down the road, Rain Dogs still continues to fascinate.

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BONE MACHINE, 1992


Overall Rating: 9*
Best Song: Who Are You
Worst Song: None

Written by Neal Grosvenor

"I'm not ready for this" is usually an expression I reserve for music which I either cannot understand or am too lazy to understand, but plan to check out at some later date. I know it's the worst form of procrastination because music should be discovered continually, one should live one's life to the fullest, seize the day and all that crap. But somewhere in the back of my brain something says "you don't want this...not yet...you will someday...but not now." So just as I'd like to run naked through a vat of giant hummous sauce, as much as it sounds appealing, I'm just not ready to do it. Perhaps when I finally go off my nut, I'll try it.

"Bone Machine" certainly sounds like Waits going off the deep end or literally going out of his mind. With what? Fear? Anticipation of the worst kind of apocalyptic nightmare? Being finally chucked off Island records' roster for being one of their lowest selling artists? I'm surprised Island didn't give him the boot after he gave them this album, as it is probably the hardest of all of his albums to crack. Nope, no pleasant tracks for Rod Stewart or anyone else to cover here. It took me around fifteen spins to finally form some cohesive opinion of it, and I'm still not convinced I have it figured out.

In 1992 I hadn't yet bought any Waits albums but had heard of him as a result of all the critical praise that was heaped upon him. I remember seeing the album on a listening post at a record shop so I pushed back my grungy long hair and put on the headphones. I don't think I really made it past "Earth Died Screaming" and "Dirt In The Ground" before I made up my mind that I wasn't ready for it. Back then I think it was his voice I found hard to figure out. Why is he singing like that? Is this a joke? I hadn't yet realized that his voice changes like a chameleon to fit the mood or subject matter of a particular song. Anyway, a couple of years ago I saw the album used for ten bucks, and already having a couple of his albums under my belt, decided to give it a go. When I got it home and into my c.d. player I again asked myself "am I ready for this?" then promptly filed it in my c.d. tower and forgot about it for six months or so. I eventually got around to listening to it, and now I'm convinced that the best music finds you and not the other way around. You've heard the expression "you think you own cats, but in their minds, they own you." With the most eccentric music it's the same idea. It eventually comes to you.

So "Bone Machine" really is a bleak journey into the darkest corners of Waits' mind. I suppose 1992 was a fashionable year for angst in music what with grunge and all that whining, but it really is believable on this album, as Waits beckons everyone to step into his nightmare. "Earth Died Screaming" reads like a page torn from the bible's book of Revelation, except no one is saved from limbo as Waits chants "hell doesn't want you and heaven is full". Most impressive on this song are the metaphors for the earth's destruction as in "the stars went out/the moon fell from the sky/it rained mackerel/it rained trout."

He sounds positively world weary on "Dirt In The Ground" amidst a sombre background of piano and horns. How depressing is a line like "we're chained to the world and we all gotta pull"? "Such A Scream" and "All Stripped Down" preview sounds that he would eventually expand upon on Mule Variations, the former reminds me of "Eyeball Kid" and the latter sort of like "Get Behind The Mule".

"Who Are You" is not a Who cover, but a pleasant sounding ballad with positively acidic and spiteful lyrics. This ain't a love song..more like a "hate song" but is still beautiful and frightening at the same time. Especially notable is the line "are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?". It doesn't sound like the lyrics are directed at a particular person, perhaps humanity in general?

"The Ocean Doesn't Want Me" is spoken word and its tortured narrator is offered little relief from his pain, but "Jesus Gonna Be Here" offers faith amidst all the despair, as the song has a spiritual or gospel-like quality to it. "Little Rain (For Clyde)" is another ballad and its lyrics suggest we should have strength when dealing with pain. This sounds weird but I think he totally sounds like The Simpsons' Krusty the Clown on "In The Colosseum", the song's narrator sounding like a circus showman.

"Murder In The Red Barn" is the kind of murder mystery song Nick Cave would write and the lyrics to "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" sound like punk lyrics. Actually, I think the Descendents did write a song by the same name.

So this is probably not the best place to start if you're just thinking of getting some Waits albums, or are searching for something to lift your spirits, but there is much to discover here. There is no doubt Waits exorcized some of his personal demons on this scary trip.

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MULE VARIATIONS, 1999


Overall Rating: 9.5*
Best Song: HOLD ON
Worst Song: NONE

Written by Neal Grosvenor

I was recently in a record shop in which a Tom Waits album was playing. "God, turn it OFF!" complained the pierced punky girl at the front cash with her hands over her ears, "it sounds like he's DYING". An acquired taste is how most music experts describe Waits' music, and not without good reason. If you approach his music expecting a sweetly crooning balladeer, then you'll be quickly disapointed, as Waits has become infamous for writing sweet ballads, but his voice is something else altogether. Raspy and rough, it resembles a pint of Guinness stout - bitter and hard to swallow at first, but that very bitterness is what one comes to expect and eventually appreciates after subsequent tastes. Mule Varations was released in 1999, after a six year hiatus Waits had taken after his last album The Black Rider. He finally emerged on Epitaph records, a label more notorious for its neo-punk bands such as Pennywise and Bad Religion. And what an album it turned out to be! Producing the album and writing most of the songs with his wife Kathleen Brennan, the sixteen songs showcase Waits' chameleon-like tendencies to shift and experiment with styles and sounds, all firmly rooted in his bluesy, jazzy influences. The results are nothing short of stunning. "Big In Japan" opens the album with heavy clanging sounds and a great horn section. Waits has always been a master of the "non musical instrument", favouring strange sounds such as pots and pans being smacked together, or something that resembles someone banging on a bathtub. All these sounds work well when counterbalanced with the traditional double bass/drums/guitar setting. There is something very human and "earthy" about the production and mix for this album...almost like a live jazz setting. "Hold On" is one of several ballads on the record, but remains my favourite track with its gently strummed guitar and poignant lyrics.

Fans have grown to expect Waits to hit them with his poetry, as his lyrics define him as much a writer as a musician. "Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog!!" is the chorus for the abrasive song of the same name on Variations. He can assume characters or narrative voices in his songs, and with the slightest turn of phrase, evoke the most unusual of images. "I'm on a black elevator goin' down/little Joe from Kokomo with rattles to the ground" he lazily growls on "Lowside of the Road". "What's He Building In There?" is the album's only spoken-word track and a weird one it is. With all kinds of hissing and squealing in the background, Waits assumes the persona of a nosy neighbour spying on the shady character next door. I love this track so much, it made me wish he'd included more spoken word stuff on the album. So it was definitely worth the six year wait for this near-perfect collection of songs. Some may complain that at 70 minutes, it's too long, but for me, it's one of those long albums that goes by quick. It's defintely one, like most of his albums, that not only demands repeated listenings, it damn well grabs you by the lapels and threatens in its Waitsean croak "listen to me goddamit!!".

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