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- IRON MAIDEN

- THE X FACTOR

- VIRTUAL XI

- BRAVE NEW WORLD


IRON MAIDEN,1980

Overall Rating: 8.5

Written by Bryan Jackson

Right from the beginning, Iron Maiden had a sound all their own. It’s hard to believe this band is already over 20 years old. Iron Maiden was certainly a major influence in heavy metal, and you can tell where some of the more recent metal bands got their inspiration from. And I also must state, I fell in love with this band the second I heard the first song here, which was “The Prowler”. This debut album is a heavy metal classic with strong vocal performances on every song. Every chorus has something memorable about it, and when I hear a heavy metal album with practically no filler, I’m mightily impressed to say the least! There’s no way I can just pick out the standout tracks, because they all standout IMO! Another thing I admire is how fresh this album sounds. Pure, heavy rockin’ and rollin’ good tunes throughout! Of course, it doesn’t rock as hard as it did when it first came out, mainly because plenty of other bands came along since this release to take heavy metal to another extreme. Not much separates one song from the other, because this is heavy metal we’re talking about, and heavy metal isn’t the most diverse type of music in the world. But dang it, who cares? Heavy metal cures my occasional hyper spells, so that’s all that matters!

“The Prowler” is the perfect opener for this, mostly a straightforward number (something Iron Maiden usually avoids- simplicity) but still a great start for the band. “Sanctuary” is full of speed and will probably give you an adrenaline rush, “Remember Tomorrow” has some excellent vocals from Paul Di’Anno, “Runnin’ Free” has a tasty little chorus, “Phantom Of The Opera” might be the fan favorite off this album, and that’s okay by me. I don’t really know which songs other Iron Maiden fans consider the standouts, but this song surely sounds like one. This is the longest song here too, and usually Iron Maiden can handle the really long numbers, and that’s no exception here. Elsewhere you have “Transylvania”, a song that shows the complex guitar work Iron Maiden is known for. The title song I originally thought was weak, but now I take back since I’ve been playing the song constantly and I guess it just took some time to sink in. I like it when bands have easy-to remember song titles. Like Bad Company, or Black Sabbath. Now we have “Iron Maiden” off of Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden! Other songs that refuse to leave your mind no matter how hard you try to forget ‘em are “Charlotte The Harlot” and “Strange World”. But dang it, this really is some great old fashioned heavy metal. And everyone should at least hear it once, even if you don’t want to buy it or even if you hate heavy metal in general. You can download these days, but do we really want to rip-off the record companies? Yes! Nah, buy and enjoy.


THE X FACTOR, 1995


Overall Rating: 7
Best Song: Sign Of The Cross
Worst Song: The Unbeliever

What a waste! What could have been my favorite Maiden disc is slaughtered out of existence.

Written by Ratko Hribar

I'll tell you one thing, if you're expecting to hear something that will match the dreaded cover art – then you're into an unpleasant surprise. Well, it doesn't look good over here, that's for sure. After Bruce Dickinson left Maiden the guys have received hundreds of tapes made by numerous applicants for the job including their former frontman Paul Di'Anno. Unfortunately, instead of doing the right thing and getting Di'Anno back, Steve Harris (yeah, like anybody else had the right to vote on the subject!) decided to have a go with the ex-Wolfsbane vocalist Blaze Bayley, thus this album's biggest misfire. A more inappropriate and grating replacement was hard to be imagined as Blaze doesn't have ANY of their previous singers charisma or even an exceptional voice. He's just a guy. A guy who sings lousy. I'd even go as far to say that Black Sabbath's obligatory clown Tony Martin has a shitload more uniqueness in his voice than this character. Blaze's weakest point is the blandness of his voice and he doesn't even attempt to imitate Dickinson, or even use that old-school eighties metal operatic wailing – and God knows this album would really benefit from that. Hell, this monotonous rough-voiced tone that Blaze employs makes him sound at least as old as my eighty years old grandpa, if not a helluva older. Other than that piece-of-shit-for-voice dumbass Blaze my gripe with this record is the fact that most songs are too lengthy and repetitive. They're dull plodders in fact, but that's nothing a bit of Bruce Dickinson couldn't fix.

The slick tinny production is another difficulty since it leaves out almost all rawness and brutality, which are here toned down even more than MTV would demand. Obviously, the mixing of this offering is horrible and then some. First off, it's not loud as proud as I would wish, with all traces of heaviness banished and with an odd distortionless silent mixing throughout which makes the guitars seem, well, quite dead. Plus, even though I shouldn't mind it since it has become a tradition of sorts by now, the bass is mixed too up front. Which reminds me, how many bands do you know that have the bass player for a leader? Ain't that kinda odd? Anyhow, the songwriting is particularly strong (even if there's an awful lot of re-writes from the last two offerings with Bruce), but the lyricism with its pessimistic dull topics and a singer that suits them nicely bores the hell out of me. Basically, the lyrics are mostly oriented on being bummed-out, unsatisfied, depressive and everything that goes with it, and there's no classic Maiden fairy tales here. Also quite disturbing is the fact that the album overall sounds nothing like heavy metal, but instead, ugh, it sounds more like some doomy prog-metal. Also, probably the first thing you'll notice on The X Factor is the slower pace and gloomier tone which makes up for an interesting but not necessarily good atmosphere. Quite frankly, the only way to listen to this album is with headphones or really loud cause if you try it any other way you'll remember just about nothing.

Starting things off with the obvious eleven-minutes centerpiece "Sign Of The Cross" that gives us a fair taste of what's to come, seeing that the band never really steps away from that established formula. The first thing you'll hear is a lengthy intro section with Gregorian chants by the choir which sets a haunting gothic feel worthy of Black Sabbath. A minute later the standard acoustic strumming takes place but it's excused by a lovely gentle melody. Soon after the dreamy guitar lines are exchanged with the medieval-sounding keyboards we enter the classic flashy Maiden-esque sound that cooks with suspenseful climatic melodies. A top highlight. Following it, "Lord Of The Flies" is driven by an almost Blackmore-esque funky riff which is sadly soon replaced by the conventional Maiden rhythm with atrocious vocals that seriously hurt my overall enjoyment. It's especially sad to observe Blaze while he's struggling to sound powerful in that rarely dumb-penned chorus "saints and sinners/ something within us/ we are lord of the flies", and you can clearly see he can't cut it even by a long shot. The only number here that's remotely similar to 80's Maiden is the up-tempo atrocity "Man On The Edge" which is again pissed on by Blaze's empty vocal delivery. Anyway, this tune here has a freakin' weak groove and a thoroughly crapful melody.

Mystic acoustic intro of the seven-minute "Fortunes Of War" invites images of the secretful medieval times and Blaze pulls off a fairly emotional effort (maybe even touching?), then a different melody is used and we suddenly get a shitload of thudding drum work which doesn't exactly distract from the experience, but it was pretty unexpected. The guitar plays an odd mid-tempo riff that I can only describe as kinda Indian-sounding, but that's probably quite a stretch. If the song started hopeful I've soon abandoned all of it as I saw Blaze's attempt at singing the laughable vocal melody which they luckily concealed behind some typical Maiden galloping and a few flashy guitar solos. Hmm... when you pass this one you'll get a-plenty of feeble acoustically-played lines that paved the way into the slouchy "Look For The Truth". Fair enough, Blaze nicely handles the touching silent opening, but the song actually doesn't have much of an arrangement to it – the guitar solos are only so-so and the overall melody of this ditty gets only a trifle better later on. I've grown tired of acoustic dribblings but "The Aftermath" has yet more of it even though it almost immediately gives way to a mediocre riff, and again, the vocal melody is a tad more memorable than the regular one so I'd really like to hear Bruce singing it. Pretty good song all in all, but six minutes of it?

"Judgment Of Heaven" seems less doomy than usual, probably because of the playful intro. The rhythm itself is pure Maiden, albeit speedier than elsewhere on the record so it's one of the stronger cuts with a neat guitar solo, even though it doesn't exactly rock hard. But man! I dig that remarkable vocal groove – and even more so when considered who's singing it. Meanwhile, although sluggish, "Blood On The World's Hands" has a wonderful little bass solo and a smooth riff that rolls along satisfactory well. Once again, the intense climatic melody works hand in hand with the well-developed vocal harmony so this is the most likely candidate for the second best song on The X Factor. Elsewhere, the remaining epics are simply structured too closely to each other so they seem somewhat indistinguishable. Now, I can't say I smiled upon hearing the helicopter intro to "The Edge Of Darkness", but I was even less pleased when I sniffed out more insipid acoustic-based noodling since it killed any hope that the song will turn out to be a heavier rocker. Mind you, the mid-tempo pounding used here ain't too disappointing and the speedy gallop that follows is just like any other that Iron Maiden did earlier, but probably not as gritty. It had the potential to be a solid song but not with Blaze at the helm. His voice lacks depth and range, and when he shouts – it's not powerful but rather hollow.

Sheeez... "2 A.M." is a total throwaway since everything about it is tepid and the lyricism really blows, with the most shining example being the overly simplified chorus lines "here I am again/ look at me again/ on my own" which are also repeated for too many damn times. Although, one sidekick melody near the end has catched my attention so I'd recommend them to recycle it into some more worthy tune later. Closing with a bang Maiden kicked down the walls (I'm highly exaggerating here) with another major eight-minute epic "The Unbeliever". I suppose they should be proud of the tasty opening licks but the song simply goes nowhere and it essentially just drags along with numerous slow-meets-fast sections that are constantly rubbed into horse manure by this singer guy. By the way, I've discovered that cool funky rhythm of "Lord Of The Flies" hidden in one of these sections – it appears right before they get in the lengthy soloing part. In fact, if I'd watch this track very closely I bet I could find a whole lotta references to other tunes here.

In the end one particular fact needs to be headlined as well. You see, this record is a rather lengthy one clocking somewhat over seventy minutes, and that of course makes this an jaw-droppingly excruciating listen. My best recommendation to Maiden is to grab a bunch of tracks from here and a few from Virtual XI and re-record them with Bruce on vocals. I'm thinking about sixty or so minutes of music with the obligatory requirement of putting more muscle in the mix. Now that would be a damn good album. And how about this cover art? I like the way they've cut off Eddie's forehead so that it can look like a neat hat for his exposed sludgy brain. Pretty funny, ain't it? Or maybe I'm just demented.

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VIRTUAL XI, 1998


Overall Rating: 3
Best Song: The Clansman
Worst Song: The Angel And The Gambler

The rating says it all.

Written by Ratko Hribar

Would someone please kick Mr. Harris in the balls yet? Will the atrociousness ever end? I presume that the rating I gave to this record is a bit rigid but you have to understand that nothing here can really match the stuff on The X Factor and even that one wasn't awesome or anything. If one talks about regression this is probably the bottom of the sea for Maiden since they took everything bad about the previous album and multiplied it for ten times while also making sure that nothing resembling a passable hook (vocal or otherwise) will be left intact. Mind you, this artwork is as cool as it gets but it's so incredibly deceiving. If I didn't hear The X Factor and already knew what's coming towards me I might have been fooled in buying this but luckily I just borrowed it. The only real reason why this thing was released at all is that it was supposed to help promote Iron Maiden's PC game "Ed Hunter" (which apparently blows on all accounts or so I've heard) but I seriously doubt it had much success in that honorable (?) intention. Not much has changed in the world of this old mastodontic band over the course of three years and this disc brought me the very thing I expected to hear – a whole lotta re-writes. Blaze still yelps away with his deep laughable voice, the tracks are still lengthy and plodding with the minimum use of guitars, there's even more synths than usual and of course the choruses are painfully repetitive just like they're supposed to be.

When coming right down to the slimy bottom of the pit we find the music casually noodling along the sound of Blaze's boredom-inducing vocals. In that respect the opening ditty "Futureal" steps away from the formula, somewhat at least. Anyway, the dull progressive wankery is toned down a bit with about the only tune here that has some rocking power considering its up-tempo gallop and the remarkably short running span. The downside of this song is that... well, it simply excites you too much and the derivative aggregations of vomit that follow are so bland and overblown that it's highly unlikely you'll actually enjoy them. Ehm, let me get back to... hmm, the vocals. Now, the vocals are a trifle better on this track so I guess that Blaze deserves some patting on the back just like the axeslingers do for delivering that clean and precise guitar work. After all, even if this is just a standard all-and-out rocker it does escape the major flaws of the record nicely (you know, sluggish overchewed melodies with a whole lot of dull parts).

If the opener signaled there is hope then "The Angel And The Gambler" truly showed me otherwise. Starting with an acceptable keyboard-layered guitar riff it evolves rather uncertainly incorporating a neat guitar solo on its way but I've soon experienced a total lack of excitement when the song started rambling on the spot for ten minutes. It just kinda wallowed there eating up a considering chunk of my time with Blaze wailing "Don't you think I'm a savior, don't you think I could save you, don't you think I could save your life" for exactly five minutes, and I'm not joking either. In fact, Blaze screeches along to the flat sound without inviting the listener in at any given point so while he's passing the six minute mark you're probably screaming out of pure desperation something like "DIE BLAZE, DIE!!!" or "WILL THIS FUCKIN' SHIT END ALREADY???!!!!". This pompous crap is even more horrendous than Maiden's blatantly throwawayish B-sides like "Nodding Donkey Blues". "Lighting Strikes Twice" has a goofy title but it does feature a blazing solo and the usual gallop of old. Blaze gives a fine vocal performance once again and while he's no Bruce things are slowly looking up. Leaving the previous song in a slightly better mood I've stumbled across the notorious nine minute monster "The Clansman" which is often praised as the best Blaze-era track, and while I kinda agree with that... it opens with an intro that's actually a surprising in-your-face rip-off of "Infinite Dreams" even though Harris soon bursts into his usual bass rampant. Heck, it's still not the best song... no matter how nice Blaze sounds this song would benefit from more drama and he doesn't deliver.

Another six-minute number constructed by the quiet intro/dramatic buildup formula follows and is entitled "When Two Worlds Collide", but it should in all honesty be entitled "When Two Lineups Collide" because this clearly shows us how much the old lineup was different. Instead of going silently into the night the Maiden of old would certainly cook up a grand finale to let off steam but here this song simply dies and fades away. Yawn... after the band rammed my bran cells to the ground with the accomplished lyrical stupidity of "When Two Worlds Collide" they intended on expanding the same thought with "The Educated Fool" yet another lumpy B-side wankfest. Clocking slightly under the much undeserved seven minutes mark it starts with the typical gentle blunder and then adds some muscle in the sound. I don't think that after so many similar crappy throwaways I have to be patient with this one too so with no regrets I‘ll stamp it as an abomination of the highest order. "Don't Look To The Eyes Of A Stranger" is just as long as its name promises gallantly passing eight minutes of running time, but it thankfully manages to sound intriguing in a sneaky evil way. Not to my surprise the intro promptly takes what seems like an eternity just to get started but the guitar melodies are worthwhile. Finally finishing this disc Maiden drops the pretentiousness (well, some of it) and ignites with "Como Estais Amigos" which is just as slow and plodding as everything here, and oddly enough, for a song that wasn't written by Steve Harris it does seem to be crafted in the traditional Harris vein. While that isn't all that positive the solos are, well, a bit on the tedious side but nothing that my brain couldn't handle.

Aw, shit... this is just another rotting "creative album" that these past masters squeezed out of their rusty pipes in the nineties with the only exception being a different frontman who's aptly blazing them the way towards the vast territories of crap. Stagnation really can't get much worse than this, but then again this isn't stagnation – this is artistic DEATH in its most natural and uncluttered form.

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BRAVE NEW WORLD, 2000


Overall Rating: 7.5
Best Song: Ghost Of The Navigator
Worst Song: The Mercenary

All right now – the Metal God is back! Too bad that Maiden still wallows in redundant sludge, though.

Written by Ratko Hribar

If there ever was an album bound to disappoint the fans this was it. Extremely overhyped atmosphere surrounding it made it impossible for the band to deliver the complete goods but as far as reunion albums go this is accidentally the cream of the crop. As you all know Steve Harris got back Bruce Dickinson and Adrian Smith in hope to freshen up Maiden's stale waters and also grab the fans these two earned themselves while the old master was passed out in the coma. With Smith's addition Maiden has found that they now have one axeslinger to spare but since Janick Gers refused to lay down and die they allowed him to continue, ehm, rockin' with them. Now a three-guitar outfit Maiden has proved that this weak guitar sound might have been achieved by just ONE guitar and probably with a better effect too. Okay, I gotta hand it to them – the guitars are a helluva more livelier than on any of those experiments featuring that "other singer" and they actually invited some distortion back to the mix, even if it's not much. Bruce's voice also adds more life to the album making it much more fluent and exciting than any of the stuff this band has belted out in the last, oh, shall we say thirteen years? Musically, not much has changed as they still employ the same laughable formula. If you don't know it by heart yet it goes like this; you take a silent suspenseful intro then slowly pump up the volume and add larger than life repetitive choruses, and to top it off you gallop around for six to ten minutes of OVERBLOWN epic delight. Now even though this doesn't sound like real metal than rather like some prog-metal hybrid let's not forget that they started this trend almost a decade ago and didn't really evolve from there on so this is actually stagnation, if you ask me. I'm still happy however that the guys remembered how to rock on a few occasions and not just bathe in similar-sounding anthems forever. Mind you, there's still a hefty number of those sterile oh-so-lengthy compositions here, but it seems that the band does plan to go for a more harder sound eventually.

How would they open the reunion record then? Well, with a straightforward Maiden rocker of course! Formulaic as it is "The Wicker Man" rocks pretty hard when compared to... ehm, anything they did with Blaze. Most people hate the living shit out of it and consider it to be repetitive, but heck, I love it! The opening licks here are the best ones I've heard on a Maiden record in a while now with that guitar line coming from one speaker and then with the rhythm section exploding in both. The lyrics are a nice storytelling effort, the chorus is smooth and infectious and Bruce's final eighties "woohoohoo" wailing is a solid hook for me no matter how generic and dated it sounds. I admit though that the riffs are totally tired and muddy and the chord sequences are predictable but it's not like Iron Maiden could create anything better nowadays so why should I bitch about it? Continuing shockingly strong Maiden gives us a top highlight in the form of "Ghost Of The Navigator" a great classic-sounding epic with a beautiful easy intro that might as well be taken off some Bayley-era album. It evolves into a heavy mover later on as the effective but still unmemorable loud riffage stops stomping and gears up for the swift melodic part which is luckily freed of the tiresome galloping bass. The drama-laden chorus isn't repeated for too much times over the course of seven minutes and the lyrics are instantly reminiscent of "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" which is unlike the messy guitar solo a good thing.

But then again, the tedious title track is a misfortunate incident of sorts. Sadly, although the marvelous ascending intro made me smile the song really doesn't let it rip anywhere along the way and is used as a polygon for the endless roaring of the line "A brave new world, in a brave new world" which might sound glorious and anthemic in concert (and most of the stuff here is created to be a live sing-along staple) but it sure as hell gets nauseating for home use. "Blood Brothers" was potentially a gigantic power ballad like Bruce's "Jerusalem" but was unwisely wasted with unnecessary rockin' gallops and similar crap that shouldn't have been used. The subtle orchestration was a touch of gold but it doesn't help matters much. And as if that wasn't enough "The Mercenary" has that cruel kind of chorus that invokes sudden pain in my brain and it's gruesomely predictable with some positively unbearable lyricism. It does have a fair amount of crunchy chords, though. "Dream Of Mirrors" is much overlong stomping the nine minute mark with passion and while the melodic beginning is very touching the inane dirty riffage that follows lowers my enjoyment considerably as I've unjustifiably hoped for a ballad that would move in a much lighter and emotional frame. Aimless repetition of the mystical but tiresome chorus lines "I only dream in black in white/I only dream cause I'm alive" that goes on for a solid chunk of the track removes the rest of the happiness I've once felt and leaves me a bitter gray man.

While the speedy groovester "The Fallen Angel" certainly cannot qualify in the upper echelon of the disc when the time values are concerned it probably is the best conventional rocker off Brave New World, even if I tend to look towards the frantic opener when in search for a decent shredder. The chorus is strong but not exactly ultra-memorable which could be a blessing in disguise since it at least doesn't sound sappy or pop-metallic. Meanwhile, the flowing Powerslave-styled epic "The Nomad" features some relentless riffing and oriental solos but even that and the convincible Arabian vibe can't fight against the curse that is the absolutely undeserved and rather pathetic nine minute length. The weaker parts are obviously the sticky yet abominable chorus that easily gets on anybody's nerves and the manic tempo soon gets pretty tedious too. The disillusionment continues with "Out Of The Silent Planet" – a completely inoffensive filler that suffers from excessive length like everything here but of somewhat unsuitable structuring as well. Some sections are certainly worthy of a look or two but as a whole if offers little, and what is here isn't stunning. After so much poignant recycling of past successes the disc was meant to be concluded with another eight minute rambler entitled "The Thin Line Between Love and Hate" which actually sounds just the same as everything else except that the harmonies are suckish and oddly awkward. Musically, everything is standard Maiden from the lead breaks, interplay and tempo changes to the noodling riffs that just add some pointless background noise to the chorus, but however, I don't feel nearly enough energy in this tune.

To finalize, the problem I have with most of this stuff here is that it simply doesn't sound either mellow enough to be a ballad, or hard enough to be a decent grinder. Bruce knew how to make it right when he was working with Roy Z, but not anymore. In fact the only good thing about this record is that now they've tried it they'll certainly fall apart soon so Bruce and Adrian can get back to making real music, not this bland junk here.

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