| When u r sad............. I will get u drunk and help u plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made u sad. When u r blue........... I'll try 2 dislodge watevers chokin u. When u smile............ I'll kno u finally got laid. When ur scared........... I will rag u about it evry chance i get. When u are worried........ I will tell u horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When u r confused........... I will use little words to explain it 2 ur dumb ass. When u r sick............ Stay away from me until ur well again, I don't want watever u have. When u fall................ I will point and laugh at ur clumsy ass. This is my oath................ I pledge till the end. Why u may ask?.................. Because ur my frend. ~Tiffany Ring-Mulroy~ |
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| ~*GiRl'S FiRsT TiMe!!*~ Assume u r a girl (if ur a boy). it's ur first time. as u lie back ur muscles tighten. u put him for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches u. he asks if ur afraid and u chake ur head bravely. he has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place. he probes deeply and u shiver; ur body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd b. he looks deeply into ur eyes and tells u to trust him- he's done this many times b4. his cool smile relaxes u and u open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. u begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to give u as little pain as possible. as he presses closer, u feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. he looks at u concerned and asks u if it's 2 painful. ur eyes r filled with tears but u shake ur head and nod for him 2 go on. he begins going in and out with skill but u r now 2 numb 2 feel him within u. after a few moments, u feel something bursting within u and as he pulls it out of u, u lay panting, glad to hav it over. he looks at u , and smiling warmly, tells u with a chuckle; that u have been his most stubborn, yet most rewarding experience. u smile and thank ur dentist. after all, it was ur first time to hav a tooth pulled. NaUgHtY, nAuGhTy!!!! wat were u thinkin? PERVERT! i kno wat u were thinkin! |
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