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LAST WORDS

"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928

"Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way."
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922

"You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother."
Executed in electric chair.
~~ Francis "Two Gun" Crowley, d. 1931

"They butchered me back there, I was in a lot of pain. They cut me in the groin; they cut me in the leg. I was bleeding profusely. This is not an execution, it is murder."
Executed by injection, Florida
~~ Bennie Demps, d. June 8, 2000
( It took execution technicians 33 minutes to find suitable veins for the execution. The executioners had no unusual problems finding one vein, but because Florida protocol requires a second alternate intravenous drip, they continued to work to insert another needle, finally abandoning the effort after their prolonged failures.)

"Remember, the death penalty is murder."
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Robert Drew, d. August 2, 1994

 "I love you.
Spoken to the executioner."
Executed by injection, New York.
~~ Sean Flannagan, d. June 23, 1989

"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries."
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992

"I'd rather be fishing."
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987

"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995

" You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."
Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992

"Such is Life"
Executed by hanging.
~~ Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, d. 1880

 " Shoot me in the chest!"
To his executioners.
~~Benito Mussolini, Italian dictator, d.1945

"Shoot straight you bastards and don't make a mess of it!"
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Harry Harbord "Breaker" Morant, Australian poet & national hero, d. 1902

"Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around."
Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.
~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930


"See in what peace a Christian can die."
~~ Joseph Addison, writer, d. June 17, 1719

"Is it not meningitis?"
~~ Louisa M. Alcott, writer, d. 1888

" How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?"
~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

"I can't sleep."
~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937

 "Now comes the mystery."
~~ Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, d. March 8, 1887

"Friends applaud, the comedy is finished."
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

 "I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702

 "I am still alive!"
Stabbed to death by his own guards - (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus)
~~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, d.41 AD

"Ay Jesus."
~~ Charles V, King of France, d. 1380

"I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time."
~~ Anton Pavlovich Chekhov, writer, d. July 1, 1904

 "I'm bored with it all."
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

"This time it will be a long one."
~~ Georges Clemenceau, French premier, d. 1929

"I have tried so hard to do the right."
~~ Grover Cleveland, US President, d. 1908

"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959

"Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me."
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977

"I've never felt better."
~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."
~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988

"I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it."
~~ Errol Flynn, actor, d. October 14, 1959

"A dying man can do nothing easy."
~~ Benjamin Franklin, statesman, d. April 17, 1790

" I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man."
Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.
~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967

 "God will pardon me, that's his line of work."
~~ Heinrich Heine, poet, d. February 15, 1856

"Turn up the lights, I don't want to go home in the dark."
~~ O. Henry (William Sidney Porter), writer, d. June 4, 1910

" Is it the Fourth?"
~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826

"Why not? Yeah."
~~ Timothy Leary, d. May 31, 1996

 "Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers."
~~ Walter De La Mare, writer, d. 1956

"Let's cool it brothers . . ."
Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.
~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.
~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

"It's all been very interesting."
~~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, d. 1762

"I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room."
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953

"Good-bye . . . why am I hemorrhaging?"
~~ Boris Pasternak, writer, d. 1959

"I have a terrific headache."
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.
~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945

"Put out the light."
~~ Theodore Roosevelt, US President, d. 1919

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . ."
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

"Moose . . . Indian . . ."
~~ Henry David Thoreau, writer, d. May 6, 1862

"God bless... God damn."
~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961

" Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

"Go away. I'm all right."
~~ H. G. Wells, novelist, d. 1946

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900


 

 

                                                

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