"Either shit or get of the can."

I know you Paul, you're not scared of aiming from the big money and the fabulous prizes, you have a dream and you (and me too) are forsaking all hope of ever getting a job at all in life by aiming for it!!!

You've got guts, and you'll see something through to it's conclusion, you don't need anything else. Take a leaf out of Jasco's book dude, That guys been hit more times than a jibber jabber with its feet nailed to a railway track and he still comes back for an Oliver Twist.

So people knock you down, girls are treacherous, but so am I, you don't want to be called a nice guy anymore don't be a nice guy, well don't be a nice guy more than you absolutely need to get what you want. You're a saint old boy and you need to be more of a sinner.

So some broad lets you down, who am i to judge what's going on in your social life? But #### the broad man, preferably before she splits but hey as old blue eyes used to say “That’s life!!” if you don’t then you ain’t lost nothing, if you do, you get the monkey off your back for a couple of weeks, then when it implodes you find another monkey sitter, if you don’t find one then damn it son your probably better off without one, at least until the storm clears.

So the broad is gone, have a hair cut, change your scenery, change your home, write a song, buy a CD, buy a computer game , buy a tee-shirt with ‘All Ben are mastards written on it, or a 1970s star wars collectable, a car, a model airplane, a DVD, buy a ####ing wiener dog. Just do something, reason with yourself, swallow your pride get drunk and aim high stakes again.

A dying friend once said to me “Trowsephi you’re an asshole, as soon as you wrong someone you automatically become an asshole for life, the best you can hope to be is a fair asshole, then people won’t be encouraged to cut you a brand new asshole.”

Anyway I’ve procrastinated slightly

“Shit or get off the can”

This girl sorry These girls, give you hassle, whether or not they mean to, count the number of things you’ve learned from this recent exercise in ladies, (not to wear your heart on your sleeve, Don’t make fun of their mothers or nice guys finish last for example) wipe your ass and find some other sucker willing to share in your mutual loneliness, there’s a whole world full of people man and you’re a hello away from getting to know all the English speaking ones at least.

Sleep tight oh great and wise Foamy prince

T’Seph the alive