He is a twat. Who is he? He doesn't travel under one name. "He" is one person and a number of people all at the same time. 

What am I getting at? Well to put it simply women only go after men who are twats, wankers and even cunts. Am I bitter and twisted? Well yes but that's besides the point. Women do not want a nice person, someone who doesn't know any rugby songs, someone who is amiable but not a loud fuck. Someone who is actually funny.

No no no no no. Women want the guy who knows the name of at least 13 Rugby players, hell he may even take part in the sport. The twat who speaks in txt abbreviations on the internet, and may even use them in everyday writing of shit. The guy who makes obvious jokes, that have as much subtlety as the following photograph:

Not that I'm bitter of course. I know I'm a nice guy, but see women are idiots. Women like to think that what happens in shitty romantic comedies is actually what happens in real life. They are too romantic, they can't make their minds up at all. So when a loud mouth prick turns up they fall for them because they could sell Judaism to a Muslim Cleric (N.b. they wouldn't have gotten that joke either)

Why? Why do women have this chemical deficiency that makes them believe that these "dangerous" men will fulfill them? In most cases the most dangerous things these men have done is not do anything with their lives. Soon enough the girls dreams and hopes are dashed too because she finds herself pregnant and unable to live, her life having ended at 20. In other cases these dangerous men eventually lead to drugs, and sometimes death.

These twats provide no thrill in life other than fulfilling some arse backwards notion women have that a loud mouth twat who never reached for his dreams actually has testicles. Nice guys really do finish last because they don't care about the race. We are the ones with testicles because we are the ones who have to swallow our pride and not say anything. We are the ones with all the answers but are silenced from speaking because it will destroy the clouds women have their heads in.

In most cases women always choose the twat because of the legendary phrase "live life as if it was your last day on earth". In other words live for the moment. Problem is if you were told that today was your last day on earth you wouldn't go out and do "crazy", "mad" things. You would sit at home and try and devise a way out of this. You'd lock the doors, tape up the windows and make love to the nearest man just to have one last fuck.

Women should actually live life as if it was their first day one earth. On your first day you play with fire and you don't touch fire ever again.

At the end of the day its because these fucks exude confidence along with a lack of spelling ability. We have confidence but its been knocked and jaded so much by women that we can't remember where we put it. Women are forever going to go after twats and wankers. And the only way us nice guys can combat this is to use them. Yes the Foamy One is telling all men to go out there and fuck with as many women's minds as possible. Its the only way future generations will learn.

If you are a nice guy and have somehow managed to find a woman fuck the fuck out of her and leave. Become the jerk, insult them all, screw with their minds because it saves them having to go to a twat to have their head fucked only for them to come running back to the "friend" who only wanted to fuck them in the first place. Nice guys don't care about women's problems, they want the same as the twat does, only we don't shout about it.

So women wise the fuck up. Stop picking shelf stacking mucka twats, stop picking the loud mouth shit who likes nothing but to drink lager/cider and get "off his ead".

There is confidence and there is being a twat, and I know which side "he" is on.

Have a Foam Filled Day!

© Paul Hunt