03/02/01

Is there something wrong with us?

This week I will be talking about the frustration that is felt by most 16-18 year old males..... Females!!!!

It seems that females, no matter how old, large or manly have a yearning for the older variety of male. Now the Ninth Wonder Of Foam accepts this will occur sometimes. But why is it whenever its someone who the Foamy One would like a shot at there's always a 22 year old man in the way (believe me intercourse is difficult when there's a 22 year old man in the middle).

The Foamy One was at a party last night and everywhere I looked there was a female, that is good but when you scan around the room and try and catch their eye you find yourself staring adoringly into the eyes of a 22 year old bloke, not good. There are always exceptions to the rule and I know quite a few people who are involved with people who are their own age. What gets on this mans tits is that females of the age 16-18 are keen to find older men.

I want to know why? Is it that they act more like men? Working 6 days a week in monotony? Being able to get cheaper car insurance? What is wrong with people their own age, I've heard the old "your immature" argument too many times. If you were a female would you choose the "Oh look what tax band I'm in" bloke or the "Oh look what's on The Cartoon Network, Transformers" bloke. Perhaps that is too childish for some but you get my point. Perhaps older men have a certain aura about them. Because all we see is the guy who we believe to be a w**ker sitting across the room getting it on with a girl you may want a shot at.

The truth is no matter how much you think that 22 year old is a w**ker he is probably a nice guy (again there are exceptions) It's the girl who you should be hating. But you can't hate her because it will destroy any hope you ever had of getting in there.

I want to find out why we 16-18 year olds have to spend another 5-6 years just staring until we can get a girl who is seventeen. But why should we want a girl who is seventeen when we could have the girls who we wanted when WE were 17? I'll tell you why, they have progressed onto  late twenties early thirties men, It seems that the age will only lower in most (not all) cases when they reach 30.

I am determined to break this cycle. I don't know how long it will take but I'm going to make the 22 year old men to stare back at us for a change, I'm going to prove to females that males my age can be serious when the occasion calls for it but also we are going to be childish when we feel the need. Girls my age like childish I know, I encountered it last week, but I want some of them to think "hmm childish is good, childish is sexy". 

I will do it fellow Foamiacs and I want you to try as well !

 Have a Foam Filled Day! And I'll be back next Saturday with some more wise words of wisdom!

© Paul Hunt 2001