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| THIS LIST WILL GROW WITH SHIT THAT I HATE WHEN I SEE IT ON TELEVISION OR ANY OTHER SHIT THAT I HATE. | |||||||||||||||
| TRL-THE STUPIDEST FUCKING SHOW IN THE WHOLE WIDE FUCKING WORLD. DAMIEN IS FUCKING GAY. KADUS IS FUCKING GAY AND HAS A FUCKING GAY NAME. LALA IS KIND OF HOT THOUGH. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING ON AT 7:00 PM NOW TOO. I SAID YOU SUCK I DON'T WANT TO WATCH A FUCKING RE-RUN OF YOUR GAY ASS SHOW. | |||||||||||||||
| CLAY AIKEN AND THE STUPID GUY WITH THE HAIR ON AMERICAN IDOL-YOU GUYS FUCKING LOST. WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU GET A FUCKING RECORD DEAL AND A CD? YOU SUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU LOST NOBODY WANTED TO VOTE FOR YOU. GUY WITH THE HAIR YOU LOST TO A GIRL AND CLAY YOU LOST TO A FATASS. DOES THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING? THE GAY TREND DOESN'T WORK ALL THAT WELL DOES IT. | |||||||||||||||
| THE FUCKING ATKINS DIET-GET OVER IT FUCKING SUBWAY, AND FRIDAY'S MAKING ATKINS FRIENDLY BULLSHIT. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO EXERCISING OR EATING HEALTHY. MOST OF THIS ATKINS BULLSHIT HAS LIKE A MILLION CALORIES. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE CARB CRAZE I DON'T LOOK AT CARBS AND NEITHER SHOULD ANYONE ELSE. LOOK AT FAT AND LOOK AT YOUR STOMACH AND THEN DO SOME SITUPS IF YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT DON'T FUCKING DO THIS STUPID ASS DIET. | |||||||||||||||
| STUPID IDIOTS WITH SLOW CARS-IF YOU HAVE A SLOW CAR YOUR NOT IN THIS CATAGORY. BUT IF YOU HAVE A SLOW CAR AND YOU HAVE STUPID ASS STICKERS ON IT OR A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING, MOTHER FUCKING EXHAUST TIP ON YOUR CAR AND YOU DRIVE AN ECLIPSE, FIREBIRD, OR MUSTANG THAT IS JUST A REGULAR ONE YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT. NOT TO MENTION IDIOTS WHO HAVE TIPS ON THEIR FORD RANGERS AND 78 VOLKSWAGON VANS. I WANT TO KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF YALL WHEN I HEAR YOUR STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SOUNDING LOUD AS HELL AND GOING SLOW AS HELL. I DO NOT HAVE A FAST CAR THEREFORE I DO NOT HAVE STUPID SHIT ON MY CAR. WE NEED A WORD TO DESCRIBE THESE PEOPLE SO I THINK WE'LL CALL THEM "MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS WITH SLOW CARS AND SHOULDN'T HAVE THAT SHIT ON THEIR CAR RETARDS." THATS FUNNY AND TRUE |
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| COLLEGE IMMIGRANT TEACHERS- I DON'T CARE IF YOUR AN IMMIGRANT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU COME TO THE UNITED STATES FOR A BETTER LIFE AND SHIT. BUT DO ME ONE FAVOR AND LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH. ENGLISH YOU KNOW THE LANGUAGE WE SPEAK IN THIS COUNTRY FULL OF OPPORTUNITIES. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE GET JOBS IF I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A FUCKING WORD COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. OH MY GOSH, I CAN UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU SAY THEN THE OTHER HALF IS ALL MISPRONOUNCED. IF I WAS A MR. WALKER GRADING YOU GUYS ON HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH YOU WOULD ALL BE PISSED OFF AT ME BECAUSE I WOULD BE CORRECTING YALL A LOT. I PAY ALL THIS FUCKING MONEY TO A FUCKING UNIVERSITY AND THE UNIVERSITY GIVES ME A MOTHER FUCKER WHO LIKES TO SAY YEAH, UM, YEAH, UM, YEAH, OKAY, YEAH, UM, YEAH BECAUSE HE'S DECIPHERING THE FUCKING LANGUAGE IN HIS MOTHER FUCKING HEAD STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKER. WHEW! IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL DECIPHER? WHO THE FUCK CARES WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FUCKING SPELL A WORD WERE TALKING ABOUT THESE IDIOT PROFESSORS. | |||||||||||||||
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